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Let The Banter Begin - Aston Villa

Let The Banter Begin - Aston Villa

In the second of many, Vital Manchester City brings readers the 'Let The Banter Begin' series. In this episode, we look at our Premier League opposition Aston Villa. To make the most of the atmosphere, ensure you're PC speakers are on.

This article is not intended to be-little the club or their fans in any shape or form - on the contrary, the whole idea is intended to be light-hearted.

On our previous article, Vital Manchester City profiled Manchester United.



Q: Why do Aston Villa fans carry lighters round with them?

A: Because they lose all their matches!

Q: What do Aston Villa fans use as birth control?

A: Their personalities.

Q: What is the difference between Aston Villa and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Q: How many Aston Villa fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None - They're quite happy to live in the shadows

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the dark distance a voice screams out 'Villa are good enough to win the Champions League.'

Snow White says, 'Thank God - at least Dopey's still alive!'

In the next episode, we take a look at Chelsea.



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:Tudor
Date:Wednesday July 23 2008
Time: 8:47PM

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Comments

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seriously s***est article i've ever heard. need to look at your facts to
ruddy
23/07/2008 21:12:00
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Touched a nerve have we ruddy?
Tudor
23/07/2008 21:20:00
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LMFAO!!!!!!! Hahahahah! Bravo! Well at least Gareth Barry has got some proper ammunition for Martin O'Neill now.
R.K
23/07/2008 21:28:00
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Do you write the jokes in christmas crackers? I quite liked the tea bag one but apart from that - they're not even funny.
melski
23/07/2008 21:38:00
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Back in the 70's I used to be a stand up comedian. Sadly I do nothing more than write scripts for Vital Man City. Sad life I know.
Tudor
23/07/2008 21:50:00
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nice idea but otherwise a pile of *****e. I thoughts mancunians were supposed to be funny?
rotter82
23/07/2008 22:02:00
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bernard manning was a stand up comedian, and the best i've ever seen, so please no more, don't pretend you were in the same line of work as him,
eltoro
23/07/2008 22:03:00
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RK, a celtic fan arent you? Still bitter about MON leaving? What a shame.
randy.stand
23/07/2008 22:34:00
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Mancunians are funny looking, not "funny". Could have said those jokes about any team. Not even relevant. Shame as nice idea
Villan444
23/07/2008 22:57:00
0
Ahh Man Us ugly little sister.....
Stourbridge Villan
23/07/2008 23:10:00
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