Let The Banter Begin - Aston Villa
In the second of many, Vital Manchester City brings readers the 'Let The Banter Begin' series. In this episode, we look at our Premier League opposition Aston Villa. To make the most of the atmosphere, ensure you're PC speakers are on.
This article is not intended to be-little the club or their fans in any shape or form - on the contrary, the whole idea is intended to be light-hearted.
On our previous article, Vital Manchester City profiled Manchester United.
Q: Why do Aston Villa fans carry lighters round with them?
A: Because they lose all their matches!
Q: What do Aston Villa fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What is the difference between Aston Villa and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer!
Q: How many Aston Villa fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - They're quite happy to live in the shadows
The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the dark distance a voice screams out 'Villa are good enough to win the Champions League.'
Snow White says, 'Thank God - at least Dopey's still alive!'
In the next episode, we take a look at Chelsea.