Let The Banter Begin - Chelsea
In the third of many, Vital Manchester City brings readers the 'Let The Banter Begin' series. In this episode, we look at our Premier League opposition Chelsea. To make the most of the atmosphere, ensure you're PC speakers are on.
This article is not intended to be-little the club or their fans in any shape or form - on the contrary, the whole idea is intended to be light-hearted.
Previous Let The Banter Begin articles:
Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
Q: What do you say to a Chelsea supporter with a good-looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: How do you confuse a Chelsea fan?
A: Take him to London then ask him for directions
Rumour has it that Chelsea are going to record a new song called I'm Forever Blowing Doubles.
Which team shall we feature next? Perhaps you should decide.