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Let The Banter Begin - Chelsea

In the third of many, Vital Manchester City brings readers the 'Let The Banter Begin' series. In this episode, we look at our Premier League opposition Chelsea. To make the most of the atmosphere, ensure you're PC speakers are on.

This article is not intended to be-little the club or their fans in any shape or form - on the contrary, the whole idea is intended to be light-hearted.

Previous Let The Banter Begin articles:

Manchester United

Aston Villa



Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?

A. So they know which end to wipe!

Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Jackson both have in common?

A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea supporters at the bottom of a cliff?

A: A good start!

Q: What do you say to a Chelsea supporter with a good-looking bird on his arm?

A: Nice tattoo

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan that does well on an IQ test?

A: A cheat.

Q: How do you confuse a Chelsea fan?

A: Take him to London then ask him for directions

Rumour has it that Chelsea are going to record a new song called I'm Forever Blowing Doubles.

Which team shall we feature next? Perhaps you should decide.



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Writer: Tudor Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday July 26 2008

Time: 9:21PM

Your Comments

you should have been born a scouser - they think they are funny too :-)
merlin
only joking, I know it's all been done in the best possible taste :-) Give our regards to Sparky!
merlin
haha - go for Liverpool, followed by Arsenal -- make sure all the big clubs are done for sure... Enjoying these so please do keep going!
The_Legend_Of_Zola
Loved the last joke! If you are to go for the Mighty Reds of Liverpool, make it proper jokes, eh? Not stereotypical Scouser jokes. They're a bit boring. ;)
Aamir
i was watching hamburg 2day good riddels
eklim
Enjoyed it. :)
Fan of Blues
I have enjoyed the ManUTD.ITs really funny. So when is yours ManC. Or do you want the chelsea fans to do yours.
captnTERRYfic
Please feel free to do the MC one over on Vital Chelsea. More fun that way.
Tudor
Is that all you've got? C'mon we can take more!
RadioactiveD
Very amusing stuff. All done in best possible taste!!!
storagematt
Are you planning on doing every club? Should imagine it'd get tough towards the end but... I will read them if you do!
The_Legend_Of_Zola
Haven't decided yet but when the urge comes, watch out!!
Tudor
Chelsea have always had some top fans down the years. Although I know many have been replaced by a new wave of knowledge and history lacking glory supporters. Something Cithai will be looking to emulate by filling those seats. Uneasy teh way it's going and no mistake.
Johnny Baguette
You need to change that laughter! It's creepy! I've just clicked on the article in the middle of the night and it's **** me right up! :)
Aamir
 

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