Let The Banter Begin - Celtic
In the fourth of many, Vital Manchester City brings readers the 'Let The Banter Begin' series. In this episode, we look at Wednesday's opponents, Celtic. To make the most of the atmosphere, ensure you're PC speakers are on.
This article is not intended to be-little the club or their fans in any shape or form - on the contrary, the whole idea is intended to be light-hearted.
Previous Let The Banter Begin articles:
It's with great sadness that I report Celtic Park was broken into last night. The entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. Strathclyde police are believed to be looking for a man with a green carpet.
An old man hands over 50 quid to the turnstile operator at Celtic Park
Man: 'Two please'.
Turnstile Operator: 'Sir, will that be defenders or strikers?'
There's a rumour that after the NTL sponsorship expires, Celtic have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.
The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.
I'm glad to report that a new green and white Oxo Cube will be introduced early next year. It will be called 'Laughing Stock'.
Q: What do you call a Celtic fan in Europe after Christmas?
Celtic fan drives about in a white van. He hates seeing people walking around in Rangers top so every time he sees a Rangers fan he swerves across the road to hit him but turns away in time not to.
One day he's driving along and he sees the Priest walking along, the Celtic fan pulls over and says to the Priest...
'Father where are you heading to?'
Priest replies: 'I`m going to Mass'.
Celtic fan: 'Do you want a lift Father?'
Priest: 'Yeah, why not.'
They're driving along when the Celtic fan sees a bloke in a Rangers top, he swerves across the road and again intentionally misses the Rangers fan. He hears this loud thud and looks in his rear mirrors but can't see anything. Then realising he had a Priest in the van he quickly apologises.
'Sorry Father but I didn't hit him!'
Priest says: 'Its ok, I got him with the door!'
Login to post a comment
Best of Euro Vital
Best of Vital Network
Vital Boxing - Parker Claims WBO Heavyweight Crown
Vital Boxing - Former Frampton Opponent Found Murdered
Recent Manchester City Articles
Stats: Leicester City v Manchester City
All the stats from Leicester City (4) vs (2) Manchester City, The King Power Stadium, 10/12/16 17h30 GMT Att: 31, 966
(7 Day Video Catch Up) Latest Man City News
Pep Guardiola has confirmed he will still consider Yaya Toure for Saturday's clash with Leicester despite the Ivorian's drink driving charge.
Michael Oliver Takes Charge Of Leicester City v Man City
The Premier League has appointed Michael Oliver to officiate this evening's game between Leicester City and Manchester City.
The Manchester City Walking Wounded - Injury Table
Our weekly update looking at the injury table for Manchester City and also comparing with all our competitors in the Premier League.
Archived VMC Articles
Current Poll (see more polls)
Recent Manchester City Results (view all)
Manchester City Fixtures (view all)
Breaking League News
Vital Members League Table
|5.||Colin Is The King||101|