Writer: Johnny Baguette 
Date:Monday September 1 2008
Time: 6:01PM
Probably. What day is it? September Fool's Day by all accounts...
Well, City might as well go for some rags while we are at it as container lorries carrying Abu Dhabi gold line up on Ashton New Road.
The Football world is in suspense with all eyes on City and the rags Carrington training ground. Spurs fans have their Taggart voodoo dolls out.
Rumours persist that Sir Taggart, disguised as a false bearded whisky soaked tramp has intercepted Tottenham 'striker in more ways than one' Dimitar Berbatov who was on his way to meet Mark Hughes at his local golf club.
Our very own Rigsby Petrov and the one legged Valeri Bojinov are desperately trying to talk Berbatov into a flatshare with them.
Meanwhile City make bids for David Villa and Mario Gomez.
And we stil hadn't got over Shaun Wright-Phillips Kung Fu winner at Sunderland.
And so starts an international break with a difference....
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