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Let The Banter Begin - Chelsea (2)

In the fifth of many, Vital Manchester City brings readers the 'Let The Banter Begin' series. In this episode, we look at Saturday's opponents, Chelsea. To make the most of the atmosphere, ensure you're PC speakers are on.

This article is not intended to be-little the club or their fans in any shape or form - on the contrary, the whole idea is intended to be light-hearted.

Previous Let The Banter Begin articles:

Celtic

Chelsea (1)

Aston Villa

Manchester United



Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?

A: Gross Stupidity

Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read….

'Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan.'

So, one of them asked the other: 'When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?'

Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?

A: To prove that crap can float.

I've heard that Stamford Bridge has arguably the best pitch in the Premiership. Well...not entirely surprising considering all the sh*t that has been on there.

Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an onion?

A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan.



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Writer: Tudor Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Wednesday September 10 2008

Time: 10:44PM

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All tongue in cheek of course.
Tudor
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10/09/2008 22:57:00

Not bad jokes but one just goes to prove that Citeh fans don't know a great deal about football. We play at Stamford Bridge, not Stamford Park. Ah we'll I guess it just proves that money can't buy you brains ;-)
BlindJak
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11/09/2008 08:09:00

And Tudor, It sounds like Donald is getting more than his tounge in her cheek. :-)
BlindJak
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11/09/2008 08:10:00

BlindJak - hope you weren't one of those Chelski fans who bought Robinho shirts prematurely! Ooops!
oliverblue
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11/09/2008 17:06:00

Robinho turned up for training this morning and asked why they weren't in red and where was Ronaldo.
BlindJak
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12/09/2008 08:58:00

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I9bQs2t-3P0 LMAO!
BlindJak
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12/09/2008 10:05:00

and we own our ground it's not s feckin council house so there!
merlin
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12/09/2008 16:38:00

interesting to hear that Scolari turned you down!
merlin
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12/09/2008 16:39:00

Hey-ho, Mark Hughes will do for now.
Tudor
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12/09/2008 16:54:00

 

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