Writer: Johnny Baguette
Date:Friday November 28 2008
It's a media policy that has failed united regularly since City's promotion in 2002. Belittling 'liddle ciddy' again is a welcome motivator for our squad this week...
They're at it again. And the manipulator-in-chief Sir Bacon Chops is at the controls.
When asked about his views upon the resurgent City's future he couldn't help himself..
'Where are they at the moment? — excuse me!!
'At this moment in time our threats are still Chelsea and Liverpool, who are sitting above us. Aren't they? That`s the focus.'
This before droaning on about City's finances again.
Somebody at the swamp needs to remind Taggart that since City were promoted 6 season ago under Mad Kev, the best propaganda efforts of the likes of himself and Gary 'Chuckle' Neville have realised only 4 rag Derby league wins out of 12 for them.
But there's also a new kid on the press conference block...
Serial referee abuser Wayne 'Potato Head' Rooney has been directed to dismiss Manchester City this time around, hinting at a possible seeing red Sunday dismissal for himself:
'If City were winning trophies, it would irritate me but while they are still lingering in mid-table, I am not really too bothered about it.'
All we are waiting for now is Neville to get in on the act for the gobshite hat-trick.
The rags have become increasingly rattled about City these past 6 seasons and the fact that Sheikh Mancity is now our leader is clearly proving hard to live with.
Spare a thought too for their supporters.
The council house is no longer, the debt is gone and the Glazer's debt swamped club is in talks with Saudi Telecom to replace AIG as shirt sponsor.
They'll probably have to revert to those 30 odd year banners draped on motorway bridges and dragged by ludicrously hired light aircraft again...
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Date:Friday November 28 2008
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|Man Utd||0||-||0||Man City|
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|2. Man Utd||13||8||3||2||+10||27|
|3. Man City||13||8||2||3||+14||26|
|6. West Ham||13||6||3||4||+4||21|
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