Nottingham Forest: Who Are Ya?
Google language translator
In the tenth of many, Vital Manchester City brings readers the 'Let The Banter Begin' series. In this episode, we look at our next opponents, Nottingham Forest. To make the most of the atmosphere, ensure you're PC speakers are on.
This article is not intended to be-little the club or their fans in any shape or form - on the contrary, the whole idea is intended to be light-hearted.
Previous Let The Banter Begin articles:
Q: What does FOREST actually mean?
A: Fear Of Relegation Every Saturday Teatime.
Q: What do you call a Nottinghamshire bloke in the 4th Round of the FA Cup?
A: The Referee.
Q: What's the difference between Forest and a teabag?
A: A teabag stays in the cup a lot longer.
Q: Why do Forest fans plant potatoes round the edge of the pitch at the City Ground?
A: So they have SOMETHING to lift at the end of the season!
A railway company has decided to start sponsoring Nottingham Forest. The company thinks they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.
Two men fishing on a river bank in a remote area of Somerset on a Saturday afternoon miles away from a radio or TV, suddenly one man turns to the other and says 'Forest have lost again'. The other man was astonished and said 'how on earth do you know that ?' The other man replied 'It's quarter to five.'
The City Ground celebrations were underway on Wednesday when it was announced that groundsman Steve Welch and his team had won the National Groundsman of the Year award. They beat off competition from the other divisional winners - Arsenal, Reading and Macclesfield at a FA lunch in Windsor. Steve said: 'I came here from Leicester because I knew I'd have an easy job here. There's so much shit out there on Saturday afternoons the pitch takes care of itself.'
One Nottingham Forest fan says to his mate, 'What would you do if you won the lottery?' 'Easy! I'd buy a controlling interest in Forest' says the mate. 'Yeah, but what if you got FOUR numbers up?'
Login to post a comment
Best of Euro Vital
AC Milan - Muntari's AC Milan Return?
Inter Milan - De Boer's Future Under Discussion?
Best of Vital Network
Vital Boxing - Eggington Stops Gavin in Eight Rounds
Vital Boxing - Khalid Yafai Granted WBA title shot!
Vital F1 - Red Bull family retains Kvyat
Recent Manchester City Articles
Poll Result: Claudio Bravo Or Joe Hart
Yesterday, we at VMC City asked readers the question, 'Who would you prefer in goal for Manchester City?'
Manchester Utd v Manchester City: VMC Preview
The weekend's Premier League action ended with City struggling once again to find the form which had seen them streak ahead in the Premier League title race and the much...
2016 Ballon d'Or Shortlist Confirmed
The 2016 Ballon d'Or shortlist of 30 players was confirmed yesterday and there are plenty of familiar names on the list.
Man United v Man City Live Streams & Global TV Coverage
League Cup holders Manchester City visit Old Trafford on Wednesday to face an out-of-form Manchester United in the fourth round of the EFL Cup.
Archived VMC Articles
Current Poll (see more polls)
Recent Manchester City Results (view all)
Manchester City Fixtures (view all)
Breaking League News
Vital Members League Table
|5.||Colin Is The King||161|