Let The Banter Begin Again - Liverpool
In the tenth of many, Vital Manchester City brings readers the 'Let The Banter Begin' series. In this episode, we look at our next opponents, Liverpool. To make the most of the atmosphere, ensure you're PC speakers are on.
This article is not intended to be-little the club or their fans in any shape or form - on the contrary, the whole idea is intended to be light-hearted.
Previous Let The Banter Begin Articles:
Q. Why do pigeons fly upside down over Liverpool?
A. Because there's nothing worth shitting on.
Q: What's the difference between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam only has two tits in front of her.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a scouser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: How do you make a scouser run faster?
A: Stick a DVD player under his arm.
Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar.
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