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Let The Banter Begin Again - Liverpool

Let The Banter Begin Again - Liverpool


In the tenth of many, Vital Manchester City brings readers the 'Let The Banter Begin' series. In this episode, we look at our next opponents, Liverpool. To make the most of the atmosphere, ensure you're PC speakers are on.

This article is not intended to be-little the club or their fans in any shape or form - on the contrary, the whole idea is intended to be light-hearted.



Previous Let The Banter Begin Articles:

Arsenal

Tottenham

Newcastle United

Liverpool (1)

Chelsea (2)

Celtic

Chelsea (1)

Aston Villa

Manchester United

Q. Why do pigeons fly upside down over Liverpool?
A. Because there's nothing worth shitting on.


Q: What's the difference between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam only has two tits in front of her.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a scouser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.




Q: How do you make a scouser run faster?
A: Stick a DVD player under his arm.

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.


Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar.



Writer:Tudor
Date:Thursday February 19 2009
Time: 10:26PM

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Are these jokes supposed to be funny? You imply that people from Liverpool are dishonset, negative and worthless................and even more controversially that the Liverpool defence consists of breasts. Is this true?
kennyclementstache
22/02/2009 17:12:00
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