Writer: Johnny Baguette 
Date:Sunday June 14 2009
Time: 11:42PM
Sky Sports has revealed tonight that Carlos Tevez and his advisers are ready to listen this week to representatives of all the clubs vying for his signature...
If he stays in England, and the word around town is that he'd like to stay in the North West, then Liverpool, City and the rags are his likeliest destinations with Chelsea a daarn saarf outsider.
Much will depend upon how the rag hierarchy approach this. Massively in debt, will they use the first instalments of the Ladyboy Riverdancer transfer fee to secure Tevez or decide to look elsewhere?
Dan Taylor, The Grauniad's man in Manchester reckons Sir Taggart has been desperately calling Tevez from his holiday home in France in a bid to get him to stay in Stretford.
In City's advantage, the Eastlands club can pay for any player anywhere with one lorryload of cash whereas the likes of seriously in debt Liverpool would have to stump up instalments to Tevez's owners.
Meanwhile, the rags have put a brave face on losing their all of a sudden detested main goal scorer and an inability to no longer shriek 'Argentina, Argentina' around the swamp would be very difficult for them to take, particularly if he opts to join his pal Pablo Zabaleta at City.
Game involving vast sums of money ON.
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