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Manchester City's Carlos Tevez Song

Carlos Tevez should become a Manchester City player within days - in the meantime how about creating your own words to the following Tevez song?

The following video was filmed seven months ago.

You'll never s**g a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez
You'll never s**g a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez
You Argie t**t, you are a ***t, you've sown your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster head.

Go on, have a go.








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Writer: Tudor Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday July 4 2009

Time: 4:33PM

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Manchester City's Carlos Tevez Song Carlos Tevez should become a Manchester City player within days - in the meantime how about creating your own words to the following Tevez song? Carlos Tevez should become a Manchester City player within days - I heard this 4 weeks ago..........................................
starginga
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04/07/2009 16:38:00

I hope they haven't started printing the shirt already.
Buzz Lightyear
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04/07/2009 16:41:00

Arf! Come on Quasi, get that contract signed and let's get weaving!
Johnny Baguette
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04/07/2009 16:54:00

Give us a chance, ginga, he was still under contract with the rags 4 days ago. Who knows, maybe Ancelotti's phone calls might yet swing him Chelsea's way?!
Johnny Baguette
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04/07/2009 17:04:00

Taggart phoned him up he said ***** off, ***** off I'm gonna join a better club I'm off, I'm off Forget the rags I'm now a blue, proper fans and bigger too Carlos Tevez makes Michael Owen cry.
MCFC_Goatboy
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04/07/2009 17:12:00

I still cannot believe the rags are replacing tevez with owen! Jokers!
eighthsin
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04/07/2009 17:20:00

How about: We love you Carlos Oh yes we do etc
Sindbad
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04/07/2009 18:11:00

How about the lovely songs you used to sing about him when he was with us? Let's hear more of that please.....
ForeverUnited
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04/07/2009 18:29:00

if he reads the words to that song he might just tell you all to feck off and come to SW6
merlin
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04/07/2009 18:58:00

How does it cringeing and toe curlingly go, FU? "Argentina! Argentina!" We'll definitely give that a go IF we sign him.
Johnny Baguette
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04/07/2009 19:07:00

The way the United fans are going on about Owen (and all the stick they will give us if a washed up striker scores against us) I think they have forgotten Tevez is signing for you lot and he seems like he has a lot more to prove and a shed load more talent now Owen is not the player he was. Good luck with the future signings and nice to see a club like yourselves get a break with the Arabs coming in after all the s**t you have put up with in the last few years
5 times
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04/07/2009 19:46:00

Atleast Tevez was much better than Owen.. Anyway, Hope that Tevez does not read this, Citeh fellows!
JT_daniel
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04/07/2009 20:13:00

Carlos Teves is a Blue, a blue, a blue Carlos Teves is a Blue, a blue, a blue Carlos Teves is a Blue, He's coming back to **** on you A blue am I until I die and carlos is a blue
bronking
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04/07/2009 21:06:00

Owen's only turned out for The Barcodes about 77 times in four years. That's a Tricky Trev or Claudio Strainer job!
Johnny Baguette
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04/07/2009 21:25:00

How about this then? Your Blue Shirt's on, Your Red Shirt's off Tevez Tevez Fergies phone calls did no good Tevez Tevez Finally you saw the light and left the f****ng Mu**ch ****e Carlos Tevez never was a red.
howard993
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04/07/2009 22:01:00

THis is not mine but was posted another site best i have heard to date You cant afford the transfer fee Tevez, Tevez And now he plays for Man City Tevez, Tevez We are sorry for thosae hurtful words we know you have shagged loads of birds Carlos Tevez born to be a blue An alternative one specially for Fergie on Derby days YOu would not pay the transfer fee Fergie. Fergie Ann now Carlos plays for Man City Fergie Fergie We are sorry for thosae hurtful words we know you have shagged loads of birds Carlos Tevez born to be a blue If he dont sign we can song the original verson!!!!!!!!!!!
dctid66
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04/07/2009 22:35:00

We're sorry for the things we said, TEVEZ! TEVEZ! We're sorry for the things we said, TEVEZ! TEVEZ! your not a t***, your not a ***t, your heads not screwed on back to front, Carlos Tevez, he left the rags for us!
C1TY SL1CKER
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05/07/2009 00:34:00

He Used to be a dirty red, TEVEZ! TEVEZ! But now he is a blue instead, TEVEZ! TEVEZ! He's probably shagged a load of birds! He's made us change the F**king words! CARLOS TEVEZ! City til he dies!
i8manu9
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05/07/2009 01:35:00

I remain ultra confident he will join because he will be good for City and whats more City will be good for him. I also fancy him to score against the Rags.
Wswilly3
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06/07/2009 18:23:00

i have got to say 'i8manu9' is the best one!
feeddag0at
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07/07/2009 11:05:00

I got a song for you.. Oh Donkey left the reds to make some serious quid! Now Shrek is all alone and Rednose's crying like a kid! No championsleague for Argie star, cuz city they will not go far. Oh Donkey boy what have you done! Citeh tried to get a prince and bribe Kaka.. but Real is a better place, HA HA, HA HA! Now all they got was Donkey Boy And maybe he will bring you joy but man you got an ugly Horse.
Rune3k
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07/07/2009 12:04:00

You'll only s**g a City bird Tevez, Tevez You'll only s**g a City bird Tevez, Tevez She'll s**g you hard, she'll give you h**d Even though you were a red Carloz Tevez still an ugly ****
Widish
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09/07/2009 14:34:00

how about... rune k is a f***ing c*** du da, du da, rune k is a f***ing c*** du da, du da, he's sad cus terry's gunna leave, he's said cus terry wants to leave, ruuuune 3 k, what a f***ing t**t!
C1TY SL1CKER
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09/07/2009 21:09:00

 

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