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Manchester City's Carlos Tevez Song

Manchester City's Carlos Tevez Song

Carlos Tevez should become a Manchester City player within days - in the meantime how about creating your own words to the following Tevez song?

The following video was filmed seven months ago.

You'll never s**g a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez
You'll never s**g a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez
You Argie t**t, you are a ***t, you've sown your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster head.

Go on, have a go.







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Writer:Tudor
Date:Saturday July 4 2009
Time: 4:33PM

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Manchester City's Carlos Tevez Song Carlos Tevez should become a Manchester City player within days - in the meantime how about creating your own words to the following Tevez song? Carlos Tevez should become a Manchester City player within days - I heard this 4 weeks ago..........................................
starginga
04/07/2009 16:38:00
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I hope they haven't started printing the shirt already.
Buzz Lightyear
04/07/2009 16:41:00
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Arf! Come on Quasi, get that contract signed and let's get weaving!
Johnny Baguette
04/07/2009 16:54:00
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Give us a chance, ginga, he was still under contract with the rags 4 days ago. Who knows, maybe Ancelotti's phone calls might yet swing him Chelsea's way?!
Johnny Baguette
04/07/2009 17:04:00
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Taggart phoned him up he said ***** off, ***** off I'm gonna join a better club I'm off, I'm off Forget the rags I'm now a blue, proper fans and bigger too Carlos Tevez makes Michael Owen cry.
MCFC_Goatboy
04/07/2009 17:12:00
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I still cannot believe the rags are replacing tevez with owen! Jokers!
eighthsin
04/07/2009 17:20:00
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How about: We love you Carlos Oh yes we do etc
Sindbad
04/07/2009 18:11:00
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How about the lovely songs you used to sing about him when he was with us? Let's hear more of that please.....
ForeverUnited
04/07/2009 18:29:00
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if he reads the words to that song he might just tell you all to feck off and come to SW6
merlin
04/07/2009 18:58:00
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How does it cringeing and toe curlingly go, FU? "Argentina! Argentina!" We'll definitely give that a go IF we sign him.
Johnny Baguette
04/07/2009 19:07:00
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