Vital Football

Latest Manchester City News

Manchester City's Carlos Tevez Song

Manchester City's Carlos Tevez Song

Carlos Tevez should become a Manchester City player within days - in the meantime how about creating your own words to the following Tevez song?

The following video was filmed seven months ago.

You'll never s**g a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez
You'll never s**g a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez
You Argie t**t, you are a ***t, you've sown your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster head.

Go on, have a go.







For the very latest Premier League odds

Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:Tudor
Date:Saturday July 4 2009
Time: 4:33PM

Comments

0
Manchester City's Carlos Tevez Song Carlos Tevez should become a Manchester City player within days - in the meantime how about creating your own words to the following Tevez song? Carlos Tevez should become a Manchester City player within days - I heard this 4 weeks ago..........................................
starginga
04/07/2009 16:38:00
0
I hope they haven't started printing the shirt already.
Buzz Lightyear
04/07/2009 16:41:00
0
Arf! Come on Quasi, get that contract signed and let's get weaving!
Johnny Baguette
04/07/2009 16:54:00
0
Give us a chance, ginga, he was still under contract with the rags 4 days ago. Who knows, maybe Ancelotti's phone calls might yet swing him Chelsea's way?!
Johnny Baguette
04/07/2009 17:04:00
0
Taggart phoned him up he said ***** off, ***** off I'm gonna join a better club I'm off, I'm off Forget the rags I'm now a blue, proper fans and bigger too Carlos Tevez makes Michael Owen cry.
MCFC_Goatboy
04/07/2009 17:12:00
0
I still cannot believe the rags are replacing tevez with owen! Jokers!
eighthsin
04/07/2009 17:20:00
0
How about: We love you Carlos Oh yes we do etc
Sindbad
04/07/2009 18:11:00
0
How about the lovely songs you used to sing about him when he was with us? Let's hear more of that please.....
ForeverUnited
04/07/2009 18:29:00
0
if he reads the words to that song he might just tell you all to feck off and come to SW6
merlin
04/07/2009 18:58:00
0
How does it cringeing and toe curlingly go, FU? "Argentina! Argentina!" We'll definitely give that a go IF we sign him.
Johnny Baguette
04/07/2009 19:07:00
Page 1/3
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3

Login to post a comment

Recent Manchester City Articles

Latest Odds: Man City v Tottenham

Don't expect a massive windfall, unless you're intending to place a huge stake with the UK bookmakers for Sunday's Premier League clash between Manchester City and Tottenham.

History Of The 'Poznan'

As a Manchester City supporter my first induction to the so-called 'Poznan' dance (call it what you will) was when City played polish side, Lech Poznan.

The Manchester City Injury Table Updated

Our weekly update looking at the injury table and also comparing with all our competitors in the Premier League.

(Video) This Is What It Means Supporting City

Supporting Manchester City, in fact, supporting any football club brings the best and worst in any human's emotion.

Archived VMC Articles

VMC articles from

Site Journalists

Tudor
Profile
Johnny Baguette
Profile
Pedmachine
Profile
Sedgie
Profile
Skoorb
Profile

Current Poll (see more polls)

How many trophies will MCFC win this season?
Suggested By: Tudor
Premier League11%
Champions League1%
League Cup19%
FA Cup1%
Two of the above11%
Three of the above1%
All four7%
City will not win anything this season49%
ScoopDragon Premier League Network Sites

League Table

# Team P W D L Pts. GD
1 Leicester City 25 15 8 2 53 20
2 Spurs 25 13 9 3 48 26
3 Arsenal 25 14 6 5 48 17
4 Man City 25 14 5 6 47 21
5 Man Utd 25 11 8 6 41 10
6 West Ham 25 10 9 6 39 9
7 Southampton 25 10 7 8 37 9
8 Everton 25 8 11 6 35 12
9 Liverpool 25 9 8 8 35 -4
10 Watford 25 9 6 10 33 0
11 Stoke 25 9 6 10 33 -7
12 Crystal Palace 25 9 5 11 32 -4
13 Chelsea 25 7 9 9 30 -2
14 WBA 25 7 8 10 29 -9
15 AFC Bournemouth 25 7 7 11 28 -12
16 Swansea 25 6 9 10 27 -9
17 Newcastle 25 6 6 13 24 -18
18 Norwich 25 6 5 14 23 -20
19 Sunderland 25 5 5 15 20 -19
20 Aston Villa 25 3 7 15 16 -20
Latest F1 News
Latest Vital Boxing News

Manchester City Fixtures (view all)

Feb 14 2016 4:15PM : Tottenham Hotspur (H)
Barclays Premier League
Feb 20 2016 3:00PM : Chelsea (a)
FA Cup
Feb 28 2016 12:00PM : Newcastle United (a)
Barclays Premier League
Feb 28 2016 4:30PM : Liverpool (a)
Capital One Cup
Mar 2 2016 8:00PM : Liverpool (a)
Barclays Premier League
Mar 5 2016 3:00PM : Aston Villa (H)
Barclays Premier League

Recent Manchester City Results (view all)

Vital Members League Table

RankNamePoints
1.Skoorb250
2.Buzz Lightyear227
3.Tudor212
4.Johnny Baguette144
5.Bluedub91
6.fifthcolumnblue61
7.johnkelv50
8.PhillyBlueMoon40
9.citizhun30
10.Colin Is The King20