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Vital MC Seven Deadly Sins Fans Q+A: Man United

The 152nd derby is almost upon us. Nobby Allcock of webzine United We Issue takes the stand for our fifth pre match interrogation of this exciting season...


1. It's the first Manchester derby of the season and City head out of town to Old Trafford in third position, level points with united albeit with a game in hand. After their customary slow start united are firing again. How do you rate your start to the new campaign and how is the mood at Malc Glazer's club?

Cheeky bleeder! It's OUR club and always will be. Yes we've had a slowish start but the ability of an all time great side is to win games when you are not playing as well as you can do, but we are already showing again that nobody can really touch us in this league. The mood? We are the champions mate, that's what the mood is. We're like one big family at Man U. Even the people I sit next to in the Stretford End that change each week sort of bond with me and use my Salford born and bred knowledge to find the bus and train stations when it's home time or plane taxi time.

2. What are your hopes and aspirations for this season?

First that we get Barcelona back for taking what is ours. Second that we dismiss all the pretenders to our crown. You lot come way down the list of our priorities, I can tell you.

3. Transfer talk. How do you feel the summer transfer window went for you? Does united's debt concern you and do you miss Tevez and Ronaldo?

Sir Alex, respect. Fergie showed the world as ever the way to operate with calm dignity. As he said, he wouldn't have insulted us fans by spending massive money this summer. Signing Michael Owen will prove to be another work of genius. Debt? Ask any Cockney Red and he'll tell you that we'll never die and keep the red flag flying high, so no, I'm not concerned. I was minding Wai Yu Kum Nao's camera bag at half time versus Arsenal and he said he's not bothered, neither.

Owe money do we? Can't afford Tevez can we? Ask yourself this. If we are so in debt how can we afford to fly a plane over Old Trafford with a 34 years banner on it when we play you? And put that one up on the motorway. Ooh-ah, oo-ah, Cantona.

Miss Tevez and Ronaldo? Not one bit. Both now money grabbing mercenaries. One is now crap and a traitor and the other is now a cheating diver. I can tell you that the great Pete Boyle will be in his bedroom writing some fantastic put downs for Tevez on Sunday. I know for a fact that when Boyley's Mum says his tea's ready he'll be pretending he hasn't heard.

4. 'Shot by both sides:' The Dangermen. Who should united and in turn City be paying close attention to at the swamp this weekend?

A stupid question. We're not afraid of anyone on your side and you should be afraid of everyone on our side. The ghosts of King Eric, Paddy Roche, Juan Veron and Chocky McClair will surround your mercenaries and they will freeze. Big time.

5. Everyone at Manchester City from pitch to state of the art turnstile are very publicly aiming to take on and destabilise the seemingly endless procession of 'The Big Four' - Can it be done?

You might have a bit of a run but it will all end in tears, my friend, mark my words. I'll bet my 'tache, silk scarf, wrist scarves and SHARP shirt with Beckham on the back that Agent Hughes will be sacked by Christmas. Again.

6. Are The Citizens guilty of 'ruining football,' one of the more hysterical charges levelled at the club throughout 2009?

No matter which way you dress it up, what the City arabs have done and are doing is wrong. It's obscene. You lot can whine on about us spending big money in the past but at least we did it over a long period of time. One thing for sure is we haven't got the mercenaries that you lot have. Rooney is a god and would never leave us for more money. So there.

7. And so to battle. Your match prediction?

It's your cup final as usual and even if you win, normal service will be resumed when you get beat in your next game as usual. We are going to rub your noses in it as usual, we are well up for it as usual. Your Oasis have gone and The Quo are still going. Enough said. Shabba.

United 6 liddle ciddy 0

Very many thanks and respect going out to Nobby and the United We Issue team at the Bolton Salford and Trafford Mental Health NHS Trust.

Deadly Sinners so far this season:

Blackburn Rovers: Mikey D
Wolverhampton Wanderers: Akela
Portsmouth: pompeyrug
Arsenal: Paul Mustchin
Manchester united: Nobby Allcock

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Writer: Johnny Baguette Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Wednesday September 16 2009

Time: 2:57PM

Your Comments

Well his name just about somes him up really! LOL. I don't know what else I can add in response to that drivel.
Kevinho
Sorry but I think hes a****!
mcfcthriller
more of a rant really then anything else, seems more obsessed with city than his own team its very strange considering they are not worried about us! he is clearly deluded if he thinks we are ruining football so what if we spent 120m this season does he think we will spend that every season? its manure that ruined footy demanding 80m for winker and then refusing to spread that wealth around the league(s) by refusing to buy anyone! atleast we spend our money plenty of prem teams have benefited hugely from city ask THEM if we are ruining football? by paying them the kind of money that helps keep them afloat! (rather than trying to buy on the cheap like you lot did with turdotov)
mark.mcfc.wedged
He's either having a laugh or he's a tosser............. or both
BlueWolfie
id have to agree with you Johnny Baguette united 6 *****tey 0
wearethechamps
Wearethechumps - It wasn't Johnny Baguette who said that United would win 6-0, although that level of illeteracy from a United fan wouldn't surprise me in the slightest!
Kevinho
This was a joke article, right?
severedgein
Yet another Utd fan confirming my belief that each and every one of them is an arrogant ****head
Bluedub
sounds like a horrible person,saying one of the questions was stupid.arrogant *****er.bet he was one of the many at the arsenal game last year singing for taggart to sign tevez. disgraceful attutide.
mcfcirish
no thanks never wanted us to buy tevez hard worker but not worth 30 million because of his goal tally maybe 15m rahter haver owen any day at least he has scored in the games he has been subbed into not like tevez 3 league games and no goals
wearethechamps
Myself and Tudor went in search of the stereotypical Stretford based rag and Nobby quintessentially ticked all the right boxes.
Johnny Baguette
JB, You found him. Is he related to taggart, I thought cloning was illegal.
Buzz Lightyear
Just to add that if we do get beaten 6-0 then it will be way before Christmas that gets Hughsey the push. I bet they are glad that Ade wont be playing.
Buzz Lightyear
Alright lads? Chuffed you like that article. What's the story? Thrashed on Sunday. That's you lot that is.
Nobby Allcock
That's if he is able to do the simple task of checking off boxes - which I severely doubt.
BlueWolfie
Just a quick question - Why do United fans bother with that 34 years flag when about 99% of their fans have only supported them since 1993 or later still. It seems like they know more about our history than their own!
Kevinho
Is this interview for real JB? The man is an idiot - lmao at some of his comments. Go on JB tell us you made it up.
Thaibluefan
TBF - I was also wondering whether this geezer was a wind-up but I see that he has also commented on another couple of articles.
Kevinho
this article is a wind-up is'nt it JB, this NOBby guy sonds as if he's pre school age..... and isnt that a form of child abuse having a child that likes manure.... if not get the lad checked out immediately for any sign of brain activity.... poor soul
cityman51
Is this JB doing a ***** take by making up a steretypical United fan as I've never seen this geezer on the VMU forum, although very few United fans visit there!
Kevinho
Alright lads? Your twisting me melon man. Glory Glory. I can already here the what a waste of money chants!
Nobby Allcock
Paddy Roche..really. Whats a strange example to use.... or maybe not, maybe the poor chap is struggling with memories of days gone past.... Was that the same Paddy Roche that walked into the dressing room, his side 2 nil down, put his head in his hands and dropped it? Joe Corrigan,,,,,Now thats a name from the past to bring up in sensible conversation....Speaking of Joe, I read that he probably just retired (from WBA)... All the best to BIG JOE
Blue Arab
nobby allcock....very adequite name may i say,isnt it better to have money to waste than be millions of pounds in debt.speaking of wasters,hows berbatov doing these days?and o'shea and owen..........
mcfcirish
Alright lads? They are just warming up mate, ready to steamroller you into the turf!
Nobby Allcock
turf?dont you mean the pasture?with all the sheep grazing there??
mcfcirish
Alright lads? As I type this I am looking with pride at my massive Man U team group over my fireplace. The class of 1999. Bet none of you can boast such COMMITMENT.
Nobby Allcock
well how about saving up my money week after week in 1998 & 99 and travelling over to see city home and away in league two eight times?and thats league two. HOWS THAT FOR COMMITTMENT??
mcfcirish
Thats nowt mate when I consider thereare two Japanese who sit next to me and they fly in EVERY month. Ah-so?
Nobby Allcock
came along when utds first throphies came in yeah? not have any footbal clubs in japan then?i support and go and see my local team cork city every week and ive supported man city since 1995,when i was 7 years old.THATS the problem,i know lots of utd fans from cork city and NONE of them have ever been to see cork city fc play.so they are'nt loyal to utd,they will all walk when times get though.well over half of utd fans here have never been to trafford and dont intend to go.because they are all a bunch of losers who still think its cool to hate england and yet they wear the shirt of an englsih club. so dont talk to me about utds 'global fan base' because alot of them wouldnt be able to point out england on the globe.
mcfcirish
'Miss Tevez and Ronaldo? Not one bit. Both now money grabbing mercenaries. One is now crap and a traitor and the other is now a cheating diver.' HA HA HA HA!!You wanna talk about money grabbing???80 mill for ronaldo sounds like money grabbing to me!!as for the diving part,you must be on too many porn sites.you've gone blind ronaldo was always a diving cheat!!! HA HA HA HA HA WHAT A WASTER!!!!
mcfcirish
Ha! who needs them when youve got Michael Cantona Larrsen? Two legends rolled into one legend. THE LEGACY.
Nobby Allcock
What Adebyor aint playing. I hope then Barry should get an injury. As far as the game is concerned only pray that you lose by less than 3 goals
Diego_rodriguezz
What an embarrassment to Chelsea you are pal. Wishing serious injury on England players, let alone ANY player. Disgusting.
Nobby Allcock
I aint English mate. I would love an injury upon English player provided he isnt from the BRIDGE. That would help our cause at the World Cup. And Spain will take the trophy.
Diego_rodriguezz
thats a bit weird isnt it? support spain but not a spanish club?
Nobby Allcock
What! I dont support a spanish club. Then who is the one who leaves all his college work to go and watch a Valencia game at the weekend. Its just that I am a total football fan. But I am real crazy about Valencia, Chelsea and AC Milan.
Diego_rodriguezz
ha ha two non city fans fighting on a city page!! CITY OBSESSED GUYS!!
mcfcirish
Ya just getting your pathetic club a little fame which you wont through spending huge amount of money and hoping only for a top four finish. Ha ha ha ha
Diego_rodriguezz
your definitely a total something. I havent workd it out yet. CHAMPIONS.
Nobby Allcock
diego i have no respect for your opinion,you're a glory hunting nobody who jumped on the chelsea bandwagon so you have no football knowledge. as for nobby well hes just lonely. ctid
mcfcirish
Thanks Mr. mcferish for reminding me that I am still a kid. But God you people at Vital City are so arrogant and unfriendly. Learn something from other Vital sites. But I guess you rarely visit them as you are busy counting your own stinking dirhams.
Diego_rodriguezz
couldnt be arsed with your views on me,my club and our website to be honest with you diego. no why would i visit any other vital sites?listen very,very carefully IM A CITY FAN!!
mcfcirish
Why the f-u-c-k interview that t-w-a-t!? Did you expect anything other than for it talk a load of s-h-i-t? FFS! What gives!!?? A ******** of the highest order and i wish the worst for him and kin. PS, the Ah So comment is typical of a mouthy pox-ridden t-w-a-t like that.
RobsonGreensleeves
Diego i would suggest that if you are visiting other clubs forums that you don't call for their players to sustain an injury and also, your comments regarding the owners of Man City are bordering on racist. Perhaps if you come on here and present us with an argument that isn't despicable you might find we are friendlier.
Bluedub
well said bluedub.were you over for the derby last year?just asking because i was there myself,staying in the holiday inn and there was a fair few from the dublin supporters club staying there.
mcfcirish
No didn't get the chance mate unfortunately, the only game i got to last year was against Sunderland. Micah headed the winner, happy days.
Bluedub
i was meant to be going over for that game but decided to go to the away games vs west ham. not so good!!
mcfcirish
 

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