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Vital MC Seven Deadly Sins Fans Q+A: Man United

The 152nd derby is almost upon us. Nobby Allcock of webzine United We Issue takes the stand for our fifth pre match interrogation of this exciting season...


1. It's the first Manchester derby of the season and City head out of town to Old Trafford in third position, level points with united albeit with a game in hand. After their customary slow start united are firing again. How do you rate your start to the new campaign and how is the mood at Malc Glazer's club?

Cheeky bleeder! It's OUR club and always will be. Yes we've had a slowish start but the ability of an all time great side is to win games when you are not playing as well as you can do, but we are already showing again that nobody can really touch us in this league. The mood? We are the champions mate, that's what the mood is. We're like one big family at Man U. Even the people I sit next to in the Stretford End that change each week sort of bond with me and use my Salford born and bred knowledge to find the bus and train stations when it's home time or plane taxi time.

2. What are your hopes and aspirations for this season?

First that we get Barcelona back for taking what is ours. Second that we dismiss all the pretenders to our crown. You lot come way down the list of our priorities, I can tell you.

3. Transfer talk. How do you feel the summer transfer window went for you? Does united's debt concern you and do you miss Tevez and Ronaldo?

Sir Alex, respect. Fergie showed the world as ever the way to operate with calm dignity. As he said, he wouldn't have insulted us fans by spending massive money this summer. Signing Michael Owen will prove to be another work of genius. Debt? Ask any Cockney Red and he'll tell you that we'll never die and keep the red flag flying high, so no, I'm not concerned. I was minding Wai Yu Kum Nao's camera bag at half time versus Arsenal and he said he's not bothered, neither.

Owe money do we? Can't afford Tevez can we? Ask yourself this. If we are so in debt how can we afford to fly a plane over Old Trafford with a 34 years banner on it when we play you? And put that one up on the motorway. Ooh-ah, oo-ah, Cantona.

Miss Tevez and Ronaldo? Not one bit. Both now money grabbing mercenaries. One is now crap and a traitor and the other is now a cheating diver. I can tell you that the great Pete Boyle will be in his bedroom writing some fantastic put downs for Tevez on Sunday. I know for a fact that when Boyley's Mum says his tea's ready he'll be pretending he hasn't heard.

4. 'Shot by both sides:' The Dangermen. Who should united and in turn City be paying close attention to at the swamp this weekend?

A stupid question. We're not afraid of anyone on your side and you should be afraid of everyone on our side. The ghosts of King Eric, Paddy Roche, Juan Veron and Chocky McClair will surround your mercenaries and they will freeze. Big time.

5. Everyone at Manchester City from pitch to state of the art turnstile are very publicly aiming to take on and destabilise the seemingly endless procession of 'The Big Four' - Can it be done?

You might have a bit of a run but it will all end in tears, my friend, mark my words. I'll bet my 'tache, silk scarf, wrist scarves and SHARP shirt with Beckham on the back that Agent Hughes will be sacked by Christmas. Again.

6. Are The Citizens guilty of 'ruining football,' one of the more hysterical charges levelled at the club throughout 2009?

No matter which way you dress it up, what the City arabs have done and are doing is wrong. It's obscene. You lot can whine on about us spending big money in the past but at least we did it over a long period of time. One thing for sure is we haven't got the mercenaries that you lot have. Rooney is a god and would never leave us for more money. So there.

7. And so to battle. Your match prediction?

It's your cup final as usual and even if you win, normal service will be resumed when you get beat in your next game as usual. We are going to rub your noses in it as usual, we are well up for it as usual. Your Oasis have gone and The Quo are still going. Enough said. Shabba.

United 6 liddle ciddy 0

Very many thanks and respect going out to Nobby and the United We Issue team at the Bolton Salford and Trafford Mental Health NHS Trust.

Deadly Sinners so far this season:

Blackburn Rovers: Mikey D
Wolverhampton Wanderers: Akela
Portsmouth: pompeyrug
Arsenal: Paul Mustchin
Manchester united: Nobby Allcock

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Writer:Johnny Baguette
Date:Wednesday September 16 2009
Time: 2:57PM

Comments

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Well his name just about somes him up really! LOL. I don't know what else I can add in response to that drivel.
Kevinho
16/09/2009 15:04:00
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Sorry but I think hes a****!
mcfcthriller
16/09/2009 15:07:00
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more of a rant really then anything else, seems more obsessed with city than his own team its very strange considering they are not worried about us! he is clearly deluded if he thinks we are ruining football so what if we spent 120m this season does he think we will spend that every season? its manure that ruined footy demanding 80m for winker and then refusing to spread that wealth around the league(s) by refusing to buy anyone! atleast we spend our money plenty of prem teams have benefited hugely from city ask THEM if we are ruining football? by paying them the kind of money that helps keep them afloat! (rather than trying to buy on the cheap like you lot did with turdotov)
mark.mcfc.wedged
16/09/2009 15:25:00
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He's either having a laugh or he's a tosser............. or both
BlueWolfie
16/09/2009 15:34:00
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id have to agree with you Johnny Baguette united 6 *****tey 0
wearethechamps
16/09/2009 15:44:00
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Wearethechumps - It wasn't Johnny Baguette who said that United would win 6-0, although that level of illeteracy from a United fan wouldn't surprise me in the slightest!
Kevinho
16/09/2009 15:48:00
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This was a joke article, right?
severedgein
16/09/2009 16:18:00
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Yet another Utd fan confirming my belief that each and every one of them is an arrogant ****head
Bluedub
16/09/2009 16:37:00
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sounds like a horrible person,saying one of the questions was stupid.arrogant *****er.bet he was one of the many at the arsenal game last year singing for taggart to sign tevez. disgraceful attutide.
mcfcirish
16/09/2009 16:40:00
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no thanks never wanted us to buy tevez hard worker but not worth 30 million because of his goal tally maybe 15m rahter haver owen any day at least he has scored in the games he has been subbed into not like tevez 3 league games and no goals
wearethechamps
16/09/2009 16:57:00
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