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Lando78 sent us the following.

Phil Neville in his I'll never join Manchester City' rant before the United Vs Everton game. Chuckle brother and inbred Phillip has ruled out ever playing for or (wait for it!) going on to manage City.

He said...

'Joining City is not something that will ever happen. When you have got red blood you cannot see yourself with blue blood.'

"You go there and they have blue ketchup...it`s just like, 'What are they doing?'.'

'I am not being disrespectful to City. I grew up a Red, hating City. When I go back I get absolutely slaughtered.'


Erm thanks for those pearls of wisdom Phillip and say hello to fellow Chuckle brother Neville the eldest on your way out you Bury Bumpkin. Maybe we could twist Moyes' arm a little and offer £25million plus Nigel De Jong for your services. 

Stupid Football Players - Phil Neville

Phil Neville has a try on the yes/no game, and the outcome is quite funny. Who said that footballers aren't clever?



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Writer:Lando78
Date:Friday November 20 2009
Time: 1:10PM

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0
Vintage rag bellendery.
Johnny Baguette
20/11/2009 13:16:00
0
what a complete tit. the vid was funny but not a surprise when your brothers yer dad, i heard hes got ten toes on the same foot
jljyid
20/11/2009 13:27:00
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I heard that his ten toes are in his mouth!
lando78
20/11/2009 13:57:00
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That's a real shame. He's exactly what we need at the moment.
SkyBlueSuedeShoes
20/11/2009 13:59:00
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Well I don't think that many if any of us wanted him and I doubt that Hughes did either!
Kevinho
20/11/2009 14:07:00
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so then the chuckle brothers are hankering for a move then are they? or what is the point of his comments, the****..... who's to say that sparky would buy him any way unless it's to scare his kids at halloween, then he's only good enough once a year, bit like his football then.... 1 good game in 38....
cityman51
20/11/2009 15:50:00
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oh no,im so depressed i may need some professional help.sod off neville,enjoy the sinking ship at everton.
mcfcirish
20/11/2009 23:07:00
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Bollox
sindbad
21/11/2009 00:04:00
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Hillarious, thats now officially the funniest thing i've heard all year.
bluesnozza
22/11/2009 12:00:00
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