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Date:Friday November 20 2009
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Lando78 sent us the following.
Phil Neville in his I'll never join Manchester City' rant before the United Vs Everton game. Chuckle brother and inbred Phillip has ruled out ever playing for or (wait for it!) going on to manage City.
He said...
'Joining City is not something that will ever happen. When you have got red blood you cannot see yourself with blue blood.'
"You go there and they have blue ketchup...it`s just like, 'What are they doing?'.'
'I am not being disrespectful to City. I grew up a Red, hating City. When I go back I get absolutely slaughtered.'
Erm thanks for those pearls of wisdom Phillip and say hello to fellow Chuckle brother Neville the eldest on your way out you Bury Bumpkin. Maybe we could twist Moyes' arm a little and offer £25million plus Nigel De Jong for your services.
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Your Comments
Vintage rag bellendery.
Johnny Baguette
what a complete tit. the vid was funny but not a surprise when your brothers yer dad, i heard hes got ten toes on the same foot
jljyid
I heard that his ten toes are in his mouth!
lando78
That's a real shame. He's exactly what we need at the moment.
SkyBlueSuedeShoes
Well I don't think that many if any of us wanted him and I doubt that Hughes did either!
Kevinho
so then the chuckle brothers are hankering for a move then are they? or what is the point of his comments, the****..... who's to say that sparky would buy him any way unless it's to scare his kids at halloween, then he's only good enough once a year, bit like his football then.... 1 good game in 38....
cityman51
oh no,im so depressed i may need some professional help.sod off neville,enjoy the sinking ship at everton.
mcfcirish
Bollox
sindbad
Hillarious, thats now officially the funniest thing i've heard all year.
bluesnozza
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