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The Glazers Are In Fact Blue

Vital Manchester City new signing, 'Fergie Sign Him Up' sent us the following tongue-in-cheek article.

This article will shock not only people who read it on this site but probably the whole football world.

I can exclusively reveal that the Glazer family are in fact impostors. Truth be known these so called Texan millionaires are not even American, they are in fact a working class family from just off Stanley Grove in Gorton and they are ironically all blues.

The takeover off the Rags started off as nothing more than a drunken prank that started in the Gorton Mount Pub on a Monday afternoon. The Grimes family were merrily spending Monday's family benefit when someone at the bar recalled the Michael Knighton fiasco in the mid eighties. Well, one thing led to another and before the tea time trade arrived letters were being written and signatures forged. By the time the Grimes family had sobered up the next day their offer had been accepted!

Father and head of the household Terry Grimes was having a talk in an American accent to Martin Edwards and to be frank, things had got completely out of hand and there was no going back. I wanted Blues on Vital Manchester City to know the truth before it come to light in the Sunday Red Tops. The Grimes/Glaziers are not bad people but it looks like they have single handily brought a great institution to its knees.

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Writer: Fergie Sign Him Up Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Tuesday January 12 2010

Time: 9:36PM

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Is Garden gnome Malc's beard false as well? LMAO.
Johnny Baguette
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12/01/2010 21:42:00

but what did they do with the 10m they borrowed, did they spend it in the GM.?
buzz lightyear
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12/01/2010 22:53:00

i cant believe they have been outted - ive known this for a few years and was told not to say anything.
bluemooner_mcfc
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12/01/2010 23:11:00

At last, the truth is revealed.
Tudor
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12/01/2010 23:17:00

Where is the link to the article?
Sajit
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13/01/2010 05:22:00

that has just made my day!!!!! thank you!
antnee_mcfc
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13/01/2010 12:52:00

 

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