Terry Torture As Jokes Mount Up
Does John Terry deserve to be ridiculed? Oh I think so. We've found five Terry / Bridge jokes but I'm sure there must be more. Do you have one?
* Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his *ock made from Cadbury's chocolate. She said that she prefers Terrys!
* Fabio Capello is expected to name Gary Neville as the new England Captain... Apparently the decision is based on the fact that he hasn't got a chance of sleeping with anyone's wife.
* I don't know why everyone is giving John Terry such a hard time. As a footballer, getting a girl to consent is a rarity, he should be commended.
* John Terry has changed his relationship status to 'It's complicated'...'Hi, I'm John Terry and sneaking out windows was my idea.' John Terry explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.
* At the end of February, Chelsea are playing away from home between two European legs. Something John Terry will be more than familiar with.
* So that drunken evening discussing penalties where Wayne Bridge suggested that they compare each others 'misses' really backfired didn't it.
Please feel free to add yours...