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Terry Torture As Jokes Mount Up

Does John Terry deserve to be ridiculed? Oh I think so. We've found five Terry / Bridge jokes but I'm sure there must be more. Do you have one?

* Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his *ock made from Cadbury's chocolate. She said that she prefers Terrys!

* Fabio Capello is expected to name Gary Neville as the new England Captain... Apparently the decision is based on the fact that he hasn't got a chanceof sleeping withanyone's wife.

* I don't know why everyone is giving John Terry such a hard time. As a footballer, getting a girl to consent is a rarity, he should be commended.



* John Terry haschanged his relationship status to 'It's complicated'...'Hi, I'm John Terry and sneaking out windows was my idea.' John Terry explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.

* At the end of February, Chelsea are playing away from home between two European legs. Something John Terry will be more than familiar with.

* So that drunken evening discussing penalties where Wayne Bridge suggested that they compare each others 'misses' really backfired didn't it.

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Writer: Tudor Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday February 6 2010

Time: 3:29PM

Your Comments

If I was Ashley Cole, I'd wrap Cheryl up in a few KG's of bubble wrap!
Aamir
Thats the real reason why cole was done for speeding the other day he had a phone call saying Terrys car was parked outside his house!!!!
only 1 spurs
Capello called Wayne Bridge to say Terry has lost the captain's armband...and could he look for it under his bed!
The Voice Of Reason
only 1 spurs - brilliant (pmsl)
Tudor
Your pathetic jokes aren't even funny. But i'll tell you something way more funny. Ready... Ready... Ok here it is... YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE TEAM JUST GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS BY RELEGATION HULL. Add this joke to your collection you muppet.
suppahigh
Besides the bigger joke will come at the end of the season. Where do you think you'll finish. 10th? Probably.
suppahigh
suppahigh - sod off!!
Tudor
Hear those Tigers ROAR
niteworlok
"Where do you think you'll finish. 10th?" aahhhhh aaahhahaa a COMEDIAN!!! .......... no.
eighthsin
terry looks like a cnt acts like a cnt =is a cnt!
Uskok
and considering the day you've had it must be like going to Hull and back lads :-)
merlin
it would've been brilliant if capello announced wayne bridge as captain, that would've been hilarious!
given_is_ironman
The biggest joke of all must be Wayne Bridge for getting his knickers in a twist over the slag he supposedly dumped. rotomal48
rotomal48
rotomal48 - when did Bridge get "his knickers in a twist"?
Bluedub
Eighthsin - Im a Utd fan, so I reckon we will finish at worst 2nd..........
niteworlok
who gives a ***** what all you *****ers say about bridge because us city fans are TEAM BRIDGE so get *****ed you *********S
bluemooner_mcfc
 

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