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Terry Torture As Jokes Mount Up

Terry Torture As Jokes Mount Up

Does John Terry deserve to be ridiculed? Oh I think so. We've found five Terry / Bridge jokes but I'm sure there must be more. Do you have one?

* Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his *ock made from Cadbury's chocolate. She said that she prefers Terrys!

* Fabio Capello is expected to name Gary Neville as the new England Captain... Apparently the decision is based on the fact that he hasn't got a  chance of sleeping with anyone's wife.

* I don't know why everyone is giving John Terry such a hard time. As a footballer, getting a girl to consent is a rarity, he should be commended.



* John Terry has changed his relationship status to 'It's complicated'...'Hi, I'm John Terry and sneaking out windows was my idea.' John Terry explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.

* At the end of February, Chelsea are playing away from home between two European legs. Something John Terry will be more than familiar with.

* So that drunken evening discussing penalties where Wayne Bridge suggested that they compare each others 'misses' really backfired didn't it. 

Please feel free to add yours...

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Writer:Tudor
Date:Saturday February 6 2010
Time: 3:29PM

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If I was Ashley Cole, I'd wrap Cheryl up in a few KG's of bubble wrap!
Aamir
06/02/2010 15:41:00
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Thats the real reason why cole was done for speeding the other day he had a phone call saying Terrys car was parked outside his house!!!!
only 1 spurs
06/02/2010 16:27:00
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Capello called Wayne Bridge to say Terry has lost the captain's armband...and could he look for it under his bed!
The Voice Of Reason
06/02/2010 16:33:00
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only 1 spurs - brilliant (pmsl)
Tudor
06/02/2010 16:41:00
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Your pathetic jokes aren't even funny. But i'll tell you something way more funny. Ready... Ready... Ok here it is... YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE TEAM JUST GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS BY RELEGATION HULL. Add this joke to your collection you muppet.
suppahigh
06/02/2010 16:50:00
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Besides the bigger joke will come at the end of the season. Where do you think you'll finish. 10th? Probably.
suppahigh
06/02/2010 16:55:00
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suppahigh - sod off!!
Tudor
06/02/2010 17:00:00
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Hear those Tigers ROAR
niteworlok
06/02/2010 17:07:00
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"Where do you think you'll finish. 10th?" aahhhhh aaahhahaa a COMEDIAN!!! .......... no.
eighthsin
06/02/2010 17:12:00
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terry looks like a cnt acts like a cnt =is a cnt!
Uskok
06/02/2010 18:31:00
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