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Robinho Has A Dream - Don't We All

Robinho Has A Dream - Don't We All

Manchester City outcast, Robinho has vowed to celebrate winning the World Cup with Brazil with a marathon sex session.

The Brazilian so-called superstar currently on loan at Santos, and hopefully Barcelona bound, or for that matter, anywhere bound said...

'My dream is to win the World Cup and then to enjoy having sex. After all of the effort, I think I will have deserved it. I feel good, enjoying myself and I'm going to dedicate all my goals to my family.'

Chump or champ, you decide?

Brazil will play in Group G along side North Korea, Ivory Coast and Portugal. To see the Group G fixtures, click here.







Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:Tudor
Date:Thursday June 10 2010
Time: 9:22PM

Comments

0
He'd probably blame his performance on his wife and want to play somewhere else ....defintely a chump.
Wswilly3
10/06/2010 21:28:00
0
His dick's in his head, as per usual. Pity there's nothing in his pants.
roy harper
10/06/2010 21:44:00
0
... er.... by way of *********...
roy harper
10/06/2010 21:46:00
0
Chump for me, but you knew that anyway!!
Tudor
10/06/2010 22:03:00
0
bit harsh on the chumps of this world. i hope he has a blinding world cup so we get some of our dosh back that we wasted on the to55er. If they do win i hope he gets a nasty std and his little pecker rots and drops off.
tublu
11/06/2010 00:01:00
0
Obviously very loved over here this lad lol
me_innit
11/06/2010 11:06:00
0
Robinho has more problem finding his own penis than he has to find the ball.
ADTilson
11/06/2010 18:39:00
0
Does he mean he'll enjoy sex immediately after winning the WC? Like in the changing rooms? I think he means he'll have a knuckle shuffle in the bog.
RobsonGreensleeves
12/06/2010 11:24:00
0
Jesus H. Embarrassing, but clearly an attempt at outdoing Maradona and co's hatstand Argentinian statements!!
Johnny Baguette
12/06/2010 14:00:00
0
JB, I was gonna say tha at least Maradona has the excuse of being genuinely unhinged but then I thought, actually, Robinho does really seem to have a touch of mental illness about him.
RobsonGreensleeves
12/06/2010 21:31:00
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