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WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Man City Sign J.C Messiah



Vital Manchester City is delighted to announce the exclusive news that MCFC has signed J.C Messiah. His contract details are as follows...

The 2010-year-old veteran refuses to play on Sunday's, Christmas Day or Easter Sunday.



Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!!






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Writer: Tudor Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday July 29 2010

Time: 8:56PM

Your Comments

I have to say that I really am expecting miracles from this player.
fifthcolumnblue
Gods own!!
Tudor
Absolutely feckin' hilarious!
James237
OMG, the complaints are coming thick and fast.
Tudor
More BS from the City faithful!
Vanilla Ice
Nothing short of a miracle will win you a trophy.
TheFamousNo7
We're going to part the red sea this season TFN7. You are just going to go under it.
fifthcolumnblue
always thought being king of jews meant he was a yiddo
Spurs Allday
I don't like him actually. Never have done. He's the type of psycho who needs a red card before he comes on. The way he plays he's a nailed on cert for the early bath most weeks. He's got no grasp on reality at all.
roy harper
HA HA, I laughed my god darn cotton socks off
cresswell
Paul Daniels is the real story here. The tricks he can pull off are phenomenal. Sign him up!
eighthsin
We're all going to hell in a handcart etc...!
Johnny Baguette
rather contrived
Wswilly3
It seems everyone has his price.
Chelsea24/7
..'rather contrived'. What?! JESUS CHRIST? What the hell are you talking about?! At least half the world disagrees with you. ...(which says it all) :-)
roy harper
Now that the dust has settled JC Messiah can concentrate on what he does best. What ever that is??
Tudor
why am i not surprised... you'd try to sign God himself if it gave you a shot at our title
maka4chelsea
or may be bribing the FA only way to win the trophy I guess. What you say Wissy Wissy Boy???
Saimon_blues
why saimon it seems you have something against the guy Wswilly... hey don't judge the rest of us cuz of an id*ot that has nothing to do... and please don't post abuse on our sacred site
hughesarmy
hughesarmy, nothing against you mate, but Wswilly invades our site all the time with his childish abuse. Just giving a bit back that's all....btw self parody shows class, good article.
TonyBlue
To be honest I thought that god had been signed in the 1886 transfer window..
roy harper
 

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