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WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Man City Sign J.C Messiah



Vital Manchester City is delighted to announce the exclusive news that MCFC has signed J.C Messiah. His contract details are as follows...

The 2010-year-old veteran refuses to play on Sunday's, Christmas Day or Easter Sunday.



Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!!






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Writer: Tudor Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday July 29 2010

Time: 8:56PM

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I have to say that I really am expecting miracles from this player.
fifthcolumnblue
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29/07/2010 21:58:00

Gods own!!
Tudor
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29/07/2010 22:01:00

Absolutely feckin' hilarious!
James237
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29/07/2010 22:10:00

OMG, the complaints are coming thick and fast.
Tudor
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29/07/2010 22:10:00

More BS from the City faithful!
Vanilla Ice
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29/07/2010 22:22:00

Nothing short of a miracle will win you a trophy.
TheFamousNo7
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29/07/2010 22:36:00

We're going to part the red sea this season TFN7. You are just going to go under it.
fifthcolumnblue
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29/07/2010 22:53:00

always thought being king of jews meant he was a yiddo
Spurs Allday
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29/07/2010 23:06:00

I don't like him actually. Never have done. He's the type of psycho who needs a red card before he comes on. The way he plays he's a nailed on cert for the early bath most weeks. He's got no grasp on reality at all.
roy harper
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29/07/2010 23:34:00

HA HA, I laughed my god darn cotton socks off
cresswell
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30/07/2010 00:03:00

Paul Daniels is the real story here. The tricks he can pull off are phenomenal. Sign him up!
eighthsin
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30/07/2010 01:29:00

We're all going to hell in a handcart etc...!
Johnny Baguette
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30/07/2010 07:28:00

rather contrived
Wswilly3
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30/07/2010 11:58:00

It seems everyone has his price.
Chelsea24/7
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30/07/2010 13:59:00

..'rather contrived'. What?! JESUS CHRIST? What the hell are you talking about?! At least half the world disagrees with you. ...(which says it all) :-)
roy harper
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30/07/2010 23:07:00

Now that the dust has settled JC Messiah can concentrate on what he does best. What ever that is??
Tudor
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31/07/2010 13:56:00

why am i not surprised... you'd try to sign God himself if it gave you a shot at our title
maka4chelsea
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31/07/2010 14:01:00

or may be bribing the FA only way to win the trophy I guess. What you say Wissy Wissy Boy???
Saimon_blues
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31/07/2010 15:55:00

why saimon it seems you have something against the guy Wswilly... hey don't judge the rest of us cuz of an id*ot that has nothing to do... and please don't post abuse on our sacred site
hughesarmy
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31/07/2010 16:11:00

hughesarmy, nothing against you mate, but Wswilly invades our site all the time with his childish abuse. Just giving a bit back that's all....btw self parody shows class, good article.
TonyBlue
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31/07/2010 18:18:00

To be honest I thought that god had been signed in the 1886 transfer window..
roy harper
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31/07/2010 21:57:00

 

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