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WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Man City Sign J.C Messiah

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Man City Sign J.C Messiah



Vital Manchester City is delighted to announce the exclusive news that MCFC has signed J.C Messiah. His contract details are as follows...

The 2010-year-old veteran refuses to play on Sunday's, Christmas Day or Easter Sunday.



Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!!





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Writer:Tudor
Date:Thursday July 29 2010
Time: 8:56PM

Comments

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I have to say that I really am expecting miracles from this player.
fifthcolumnblue
29/07/2010 21:58:00
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Gods own!!
Tudor
29/07/2010 22:01:00
0
Absolutely feckin' hilarious!
James237
29/07/2010 22:10:00
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OMG, the complaints are coming thick and fast.
Tudor
29/07/2010 22:10:00
0
More BS from the City faithful!
Vanilla Ice
29/07/2010 22:22:00
0
Nothing short of a miracle will win you a trophy.
TheFamousNo7
29/07/2010 22:36:00
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We're going to part the red sea this season TFN7. You are just going to go under it.
fifthcolumnblue
29/07/2010 22:53:00
0
always thought being king of jews meant he was a yiddo
Spurs Allday
29/07/2010 23:06:00
0
I don't like him actually. Never have done. He's the type of psycho who needs a red card before he comes on. The way he plays he's a nailed on cert for the early bath most weeks. He's got no grasp on reality at all.
roy harper
29/07/2010 23:34:00
0
HA HA, I laughed my god darn cotton socks off
cresswell
30/07/2010 00:03:00
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