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Clubs With Massive Chips On Their Shoulders



VMC regular, Wswilly3 sent us the following article.

Clearly, Manchester City has the best owner in the Premier League with Sheikh Mansour bankrolling the club in a spectacular and dignified manner.

However, the result of this generosity and personal style has caused the supporters of several other clubs to be green with envy.

To be fair, Chelsea suffered the same syndrome when their Russian billionaire did the same for them a few years ago and in doing so, ensured they broke into the previous closed shop of title challengers. As Corporal Jones said...'those rival football supporters they don't like it up'em.'

What is interesting though is that it is four or five clubs in particular who find it hardest to stomach our newly found wealth. For example, you don't hear the supporters from Newcastle, Sunderland, Birmingham, Fulham or Wigan Athletic whinging regularly about our situation, as they are in the main, realistic about the Premier League pecking order.

So who are most jealous clubs, the biggest whingers, the clubs with the supporters that have the biggest chips on their shoulders? I suppose I would have to nominate four in particular:

The following clubs are categorised in ascending order.

Aston Villa

We have this unfortunate habit of selecting their best player and offering megabucks for them. Villa then up the ante and a struggle ensues - firstly it was Barry and now Mr Milner.

So their fans realise that though they are bankrolled by Randy Lerner, he isn't in the same league as Sheikh Mansour, and then they go and get the green eyed syndrome. A little bit understandable I suppose and to be fair, they do eventually accept that they have received good money for their players and thus, only fourth place to Villa fans.

Arsenal

Year in year out the Gooners play decent football...get kicked by some of the cruder teams...have a whinge and then fall out of contention from winning jack-s***. They do this without spending hardly any money on so-called big signings, (as they have a stadium to pay for I suppose) and this is the difference between the London lot competing. Every year they are described as glorious failures.

Their fans know this and look at our riches and see that we will clearly overtake and push them even further down the pecking order, and possibly out of Champions League qualification.

The result of this inevitable state of affairs is jealousy and aggression - as another season goes by without a trophy but hey, its not City that are stopping them buying a decent goalkeeper or another striker.

In my opinion they cannot see themselves winning anything again and many even worry about being overtaken, not only by their rivals, Spurs but by City as well. As a compensation - they now have a bronze medal for having a big 'Chip on Their Shoulders' - the only thing they will win again this season - juat a consolation to you Gooners!

Manchester United

Now, here is a team that over the years has attracted a certain type of supporter - the glory seeker. These people probably have never been to Manchester, know very little about football, eat prawn sandwiches and drink energy drinks.

They win more games than they lose however, when they suffer defeat they sulk and then go and blame everyone else, especially the referee for their demise.

Now, all was fine and dandy when they were investing in players such as Ronaldo, Ferdinand etc, but two things happened - Sheikh Mansour and the Glazers. Suddenly one side of Manchester was investing, whilst the other was in huge debt and attracting players like Smalling as their 'marquee' signing of the season. - wow!!!

Result - jealousy, accusations of us being noisy (us noisy - unthinkable!), accusations of us ruining football, smokescreens about them not needing to sign players and relying on youth. Yep the chip on the shoulder with the Old Trafford lot is undeniably there and it's only going to get bigger and bigger as they slip inexorably to be the second team in Manchester.

Still, the chip does look nicely balanced on that green and yellow scarf...come on you Glazers, we love you!!

The team with their biggest chip on their shoulder goes to...

Everton

One can totally understand why their fans are so ungracious, miserable, jealous and have a chip on their shoulder.

Just look at their situation - they are clearly in the shadow of Liverpool and cannot even compete with them when the Reds are in decline. They have no money, an absolute crap ground, no investors and their young players want to leave in droves.

One of their big hopes, Dan Gosling left for newly promoted Newcastle and they don't even get a fee because they haven't even done their admin correctly.

Their fans then compare themselves to Man City - a team that was formerly a fellow struggler and see that we now have a fabulous owner, a superb new stadium, exciting signings and the real chance of winning the Premier League, either this season, or if not, next.

City then has the gall to buy one of their players, Lescott, and they cannot accept the reality of this and whinge and moan even when they have pocketed a huge fee that probably kept them going financially for a few months.

City then lets them have one of our cast offs on loan, which emphasises the disparity of class that now exists between the sides. Isn't this just the material of jealousy and don't they just react to it in a peevish whinging and ungracious manner? You betcha - not for them, the good luck to you boys, wish it had been us but instead unrivalled jealousy and a total lack of humour and good grace from the day we bought Lescott.

Their supporters are the type that go running back to Mummy saying...'he's called me a name' and surely must be the most humourless, jealous and dour in the Premiership.

So to Everton, I award the 2010 Chip On The Shoulder Gold Award - well done boys, keep on whinging and being the most miserable supporters in the EPL. You never know, you might even suffer relegation and then and only then their supporters will be able to get rid of their Premiership inferiority complex.

Finally, be assured, this article is deadly serious and not aimed at winding up rival supporters who regularly view our site to air their views.






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Writer: Wswilly3 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday August 5 2010

Time: 11:00AM

Your Comments

I predict a very volatile comments thread. ;)
StuMCFC
Do any city fans out there feel just a bit uncomfortable with what is happening to our game though? Sure to be able to give it back to the rags over the next few years will be fun but anyone hanker for the late 60's style of winning ? Would a Premierhship 2011 title be as good as League Champions 1968? What would we think if Liverpool got backrolled by a Chinese government investment fund that blew the Arab money away?
Aston Smithy
It's not really worth a response is it?? Dick has been on all of our articles in recent weeks, talking ********* and this article is no different.
Yak
Thank you for this award, I shall stick it right next to my "Beat Man City Twice Last Season" certificate. Some might think us refuting your pathetic claims on Everton being a spent team was us having a chip on our shoulder, most see it as us being correct. Ta rah la
PinkToffee
Thanks for the award. It means a lot coming from a fair-weather fan such as yourself. A few points I need to make. 1) Your council house stadium is indeed pleasing on the eye. 2) Indeed we did take one of your cast-offs on loan but you did save us the blushes of paying 17m for the reject - I can remember when we were favourites to sign him (a bit like Samaras really) 3) Aren't you still in the shadow of your illustrious neighbours? I mean apart from assembling an army of mercenaries and claim to be the greatest team on earth, what have you actually done of note recently? Oh yeah, there is the yo-yoing between divisions.
Chuckmeister_EFC
if it was fifthcolumnblue who wrote this i would take it more serious but as its willy winkie i just cant he trolls other sites and spouts garbage so i suggest this article is best ignored as hes a clown
jljyid
lol hilarious article .....i was sure United would get number1 spot. You wont believe how ignorant some of em are.... Were gonna buy Benzema Ozil and Diarra... we still have the 80mil we sold ronaldo for lol they are hilarious Btw i was under the impression that the reason the gunners didnt spend was cuz of Wenger's ideals?
maka4chelsea
weewillywonker3 knows how to wind up.
ACLamp
Best regards maka4chelsea - you are right it was a hard decision between the Rags and the Toffeemen but the later are easier to wind up. Lets hope both us 'big spenders' have a good season and are the two competing for the title at the end of the season.
Wswilly3
It's amazing how obsessed this kid is with us really, and then he tells us we're jealous of city.... And as for Gosling being one of our "big hopes", just lol.
EvertonMike
lol cheers
maka4chelsea
ACLamp - wind up the Everton fans - moi???
Wswilly3
Bit harsh on Everton I thought! Nice assessment of the Arse and Manure tho
superspuds
Superspuds - you're probably right - lets just hope you put Arsenal in their place and we do the same to the Manure. Its just good that the 4 team monopoly is being broken at last. Lol.
Wswilly3
We are the jealous ones?? You are the lot that wrote an article about us, cant seem to stop talking about us cant you?? Willy if you want to be an everton fan all you have to do is ask
Rob-EFC
Well here is one "ungracious, miserable, jealous" Everton fan, as I think that Man City supporters are suckers and in life you have to always punish the suckers I will offer all of them the bet I offered their "legend" Willy. I am betting every Man City fan in the world that Everton, despite City money, will finish at least once in the next five seasons above them and the odds will be calculated based on the net spending starting this season (example Man City 100m this season Everton 900k - 100:1 odds in my favour) and we the sum will be weight-averaged every year for the next 5 years. Every season will be independent. Furthermore I will bet any City fan at 25:1 that Moyes will last longer than Mancini at City (if he is sacked it means that City failed) and the last one is 250:1 and 100:1 that within 5 years City will be in the Championship or League 1 (known enviroment for City after all) I am liable for up to 10 000 EUR if anyone agrees please contact me and I will set up the bet at Betfair. I sincerely hope that this bright mind Willy will take the bet. Untill then guys - keep "developing" your team after all its only 3 months to the winter window
stetos2000
LMFAO. Excellent article Willy.
Bluedub
The best part about the whole article is not the fact that Willy conjectures through the whole thing, but that he's trying to make a point about other fans caring so much about what City is doing instead of what their club is doing. By doing that, he has proven his point wholeheartedly. I love it!
PhillyBlueMoon
What a pathetic wind-up attempt. You spam on our sites, inspire a reaction and then deem us (us being every site on vital football) jealous. The only person who has a chip on their shoulder is you. You can't stand the fact that we're better than you. 34 years guys, 34 years.
TheFamousNo7
TheFamousRag, I'm curious when you are forced to tear that banner us (hopefully at the same time we put up the rumoured "debt banner"), what will your potshot be next? Will it be the generic Scouse-esque "You don't have our history, blah blah blah" insult or something else?
StuMCFC
You know how to stir the **** Willy . . . .lol
Thaibluefan
Pleased to see we're not there
worbo
maka4chelsea, you can hardly talk about the player we get linked with in the papers. Atleast our rumours are realisitic unlike Pato, Pirlo, Aguero and Torres, laughable. StuMCFC - it might be "You don't have a history", it could be "you're an embarrassment to football and the Premier League" or maybe "Hundreds of millions spent and you're still 5h1t!" who knows? We're creative it could be anything.
TheFamousNo7
Now Ragwhinger don't be having a go at our Chelsea friends on here - you are supposed to reserve your best whinging for the new number ones in Manchester .........City.
Wswilly3
hey Sh. iTT.y fans - still no takers of the bet? After all from that sinking ship Everton you cant expect to overperform City right. Free money guys - feel free to join.
stetos2000
They haven't got the backbone to put all that money they've got where their mouth is stetos2000. They're all talk and always have been nothing more than hot air.
TheFamousNo7
Even as a Liverpool fan I have to say that this article is sad and pathetic. Your club has wasted money on the likes of Adebayor, Robinho, Santa Cruz, Lescott, J and Kolo and has not won a single thing. How is it that your great club can't even keep money hungry players like Adebayor and Robinho happy when you are paying them such stupid amounts of money? Life at City must really suck; you guys are the defection of a small club. I would like to see a pool get created so other fans can put money down on who will be the next city player that will try to get out of town, we already knew that Robinho wants out and now I hear that Adebayor wants out. My money is on Tevez being the next one that wants out.
Klutch
Only a demented, dispirited and depressed Everton fan would suggest a bet that takes five years to decide ..........in that time they'll probably be relegated anyway.
Wswilly3
We won an award... that means we have won something before City and they have spent millions, come on the Toffees! Willy for Prime Minister! He sure knows how to talk out of his arse :)
Vanilla Ice
Only a demented, dispirited and depressed - wow you just described a *****t..y fan, just forget to add shortsighted and deluded. Its clear that you lot can see the world as transfer window to transfer window but the bet is about football and still stands. And if you PUT THE MONEY I will bet you only for this year and remember the window is not yet closed. Note I am even taking the risk of Arteta and Piennar beeing sold.
stetos2000
I can offer you also 10:1 that Everton wont relegate in the next five seasons, if you have any money(brain you dont) you and every Sh. iTT.. y fan can take the bets. Sincerely Yours a proud Evertonian.
stetos2000
Vanilla Ice - I have been asked before about standing for PM but turned down the opportunity through a combination of natural modesty, bashfulness and prior work commitments at the Wind Up Factory. Thank you however for the thought and again congratulations on your award - by the way Man of the Match for you was Rob -EFC - he has been playing a real blinder.
Wswilly3
Klutch - stay away from the tabloids. Burning any flags lately?
Bluedub
to the famous no 7 we won the fa cup in 1904 is that long enough ago to count as history you clown and klutch coming from a club who bought robbie keane and then sold him back 6 months later at a big loss you,ve not got much room to talk on transfers
leve mcfc
Id be ashamed to be a city fan with this article it truly is one the most childish and pathetic things i have saw. Its a football site for christ sake were we discuss football, so why do you lot feel the need to keep posting ridiculous articles bad mouthing other teams and trying to get the last laugh it really is pathetic. I dont see how you can say teams are jeolous of you? Your the ones who send Willy to other sites to make a fool of himself so your blatantly going to get a reaction its not jeolously its people sticking up for there team. Also i really think you should reconsider the position you are in, teams cannot be jeolous if you have not won anything you are a trophyless team so until you win something i suggest you dont let Willy to post articles which are really embarrasing manchester city football club. Take a look at vital villa, vital spurs and most the others and take not of the sites and thats the way to run them instead of posting articles attacking other clubs. Its football lads so talk football not this childish nonsense.
P.Avfc
It seems Aston Villa are a bit upset with only fourth place and are making a late bid to move into the top three.
Wswilly3
Shut up you childish little****, Your about 6 years old you shouldnt even be aloud on here, Infact i aint gonna react to someone with a poor sense of humour and nothing better to do than go 'seeing how clubs react' LMAO its actually funny how pathetic he sounds ill have a good laugh now at the little boy.
P.Avfc
Your late surge will be reported to the judging panel and it may be bad news for the Gunners - relegated to fourth place in favour of the Villa. Fine effort P.Avfc
Wswilly3
leve mcfc - True we made a big loss but so will you guys on the likes of Robinho, Jo, Cruz and many more but that was not my point. Your club is trying to build a team with all that money and yet players demand to leave after one year even if they are being paid stupid amounts of money to play for you, that doesnt happen at any other club.
Klutch
Well as long as they don't take our award... Let me know if they are getting close and i'll have a word with the others and join the team in the wind-up factory :)
Vanilla Ice
And congrats to Rob-EFC on his MOM award... He's being playing a blinder... I'll have to up my game!
Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Ice - I certainly will and can confirm that at the moment it is a two way race for the Player of the Season Award and the Players Player of the Season Award between Rob EFC and P.Avfc. Who will you be voting for?
Wswilly3
It has to be Rob... As a fellow Toffee I'd love to see Vital Everton take another award! Although P.Avfc is fighting a battle to get it!
Vanilla Ice
I would like to thank willy for my award, he was truly my inspriation for this
Rob-EFC
Yep I think Rob is a good cal - his ability to react instantly and instinctively without thinking is something to behold. On the other hand one gets the impression that P.Avfc is a coiled spring - effusive spitting, and snarling his way through the game and likely to explode into action at any time. Truly a hard choice but Rob is not helping his cause by being so gracious.
Wswilly3
Damn it Rob we want this ward... stop being a nice guy :) Can't believe the big words you used their Willy! I was sure, having read some of you comments, that you had a very limited vocabulary :) You've proved me wrong!
Vanilla Ice
I looked them up in my I-Spy dictionary that I got for Christmas. I still have a soft spot for Rob though, he's a class act with his heart in the right place. We might offer him a good deal to become a City fan ..... he could then be reunited with Lescott.
Wswilly3
LOL weirdo's id really like to see Willy's family, Probably a bunch of hillbilly's because i really cant see how someone can be like he is, You do realise this is a football website were the admins try there hardest to run a fantastic website for us but you obviously dont see that and decide to use it to offend teams who dont have arab chairmans and not as much money. Get a life and i recommend the Disney channel for you, if not that theres always social services because you are obviously about 6 years old and your parents clearly cant bring you up the right way. Weird child.
P.Avfc
Im sorry but I cant compete with that ^^^
Rob-EFC
You actually think your really funny though its hilarious, Im the infamous P.Villa and ask the spurs fans how i use to be a dick on there site until i decided it wasn't worth it and football talk is better. I can change your ways Willy ;) But if not id happily risk my place on this site to teach you a lesson :)
P.Avfc
Ye i think you might have been out classed Rob... but at least you gave it a go.
Vanilla Ice
Rob -EFC : I have to agree with you - P.Avfc has put in a tremendous last lap that it is hard to compete with. Naturally creative, with a rapier like thrust to the lower regions, when the mood takes him, he is clearly a match winner. Ole, Ole P.Avfc and congratulations on being dubbed Player of the Thread ...... an esteemed and well deserved honour.
Wswilly3
Bit of advise P.Avfc... Don't let it bother you, it's only the views of Willy. I'm assuming he has plastered your site with abuse as well so you should be able to laugh it off by now. Just enjoy the banter, no matter how ridiculous it gets!
Vanilla Ice
Thank you, And congradulations to you for winning the ' Annoying inbred ***** of the thread' You deserve it, but i dont blame you i blame the money its all going to your head son. You need help, but if i was you id hurry up and get ready if you no how to do it, the ring and ride bus will be picking you up soon and they have a nice clean window for you to lick on your journey to the zoo aww poor willy.
P.Avfc
Vanilla Ice i can handle people like him no problem, no excuse me i have better things to do, I hope you enjoy your ride Willy.
P.Avfc
I accidentally chuckled at this. Bravo, Mr Williams. Bravo.
Chuckmeister_EFC
Perhaps the other fans would come to the realization that Willy winds you up because it is so incredibly easy to get you lot going. Have you thought of that? Maybe he's taking the p*ss out of you being he can. You could just ignore him, you do know that, right? It's a free world we live in.
PhillyBlueMoon
More fun making him out to be a scummy city fan, who is making a fool of himself.
P.Avfc
Good advice from Vanilla Ice ............... the realities of football will all be revealed from two weeks time, when all the spouting in the world will make no difference. Thanks in the interim for the banter. Peace to us all.
Wswilly3
Sticks and stones will brake my bones but words will never hurt me... Judge Judy is always saying it. If Willy abusing Everton is the worst of my troubles then I must have a pretty good life. Long live the banter and can't wait for City and Eveton to meet. Both Vital sites will be bopping that week!
Vanilla Ice
Until the match between our sides and trust it will be different than last year.
Wswilly3
Willy, would you like some burn cream?? P.Avfc is taking you down
Rob-EFC
We'll have to agree to disagree!
Vanilla Ice
Was that burn cream or bum cream ? .... there is a lot of difference you know.
Wswilly3
I'm sure you've had your fair share of both Willy :)
Vanilla Ice
Burn cream? Bum cream? I hope your researching insulting jokes on the internet because if thats all you've got then i mayaswell go back to vital villa and talk about o'neils frustration over the international friendly because you are not worth the time haha. Be sure to brush your teeth before you lick those windows Willy because if your breath on the window you might knock yourself out but i suppose you've already been there done that with the smell of your own house! I can keep going with these petty insults willy ;) The ones you have been making for several weeks now to other clubs.
P.Avfc
Yeh, that was REALLY lame willy, sorted of expected something better. Also, p.avfc please do
Rob-EFC
ahhh its p.villa i do believe sunshine that you owe me your house and everything after last season you repeatedly said '' i bet you everything i own my house etc that spurs wont get top 4'' cough up boy
jljyid
Window Licker... pure genius!
Vanilla Ice
Was P.Avfc really betting on City getting fourth ? - I always knew he was a good lad and was just winding me up.
Wswilly3
Oh dear... I'm staying out of this one!
Vanilla Ice
Do you have to ask to be an Everton fan? I thought you just had to be a tracksuit wearing, work shy, racist?
Paul Calf
no he was and is just a c0ck infact hes an old mans c0ck as there is belief its working and he tries realy hard but in the end there is just nothing forthCUMMING
jljyid
PAUL CALF lmfao
jljyid
jljyd dont worry you will everything i own it will be with you soon mate, i got it wrong last season i admit but was only windin u lot up but your all okay. Refer to me as P.Avfc now though because P.Villa is over. And Willy you need winding down mate like one of them old radio's just keep playing the same song over and over again and in your case its money. Someone needs to turn you off because your old news let someone else take over because you can give a little comment there and then but you cant compete with someone who's been there and done that. Now i think we are boring everyone on here so get back to football yeah? (Like thats gonna happen with you)
P.Avfc
Eh it's a Villa fan abusing City, not a Toffee... we're actually having a laugh with Willy. You both just cemented my point that some City fans are retarded! And just so you know... I have a job and loads of black friends... so yet again Paul is wrong. At least Willy can be funny!
Vanilla Ice
It actually all makes sense the bickering between City, Villa, Spurs, Everton and to a degree Arsenal and its purely because we are in direct competition with each other! I for one am glad to see some rivallry at the top rather than the crap monopoly its been for years now, I even invite more investors to take over clubs in order for this to happen. I won't deny i'm well chuffed that its happened to us given the amount of crap we've endured of that red *****e for so long!!
Paul Calf
so vanilla ice do you count your black friends and think of them as black friends because if you do then paul is atleast partially correct in his statement
jljyid
I wont be here for a while now got better things to do and jljyid please dont get involved im not getting involved with spurs fans as i was warned please mate, i dont even want to argue now mate its just Willy needs putting in his place and its just a bit of harmless banter which will probly turn ugly so best stop now. Willy dont comment until im back because its unfair not letting someone defend thereself ;)
P.Avfc
it was a bit of a joke fella, don't take it to heart (or your black friend's heart)
Paul Calf
thank you p.avfc atleast you manned up and admitted you were wrong........ so whens my trailer/caravan coming?
jljyid
I've never owned a tracksuit and have friends of all races, colours and creeds. So Paul, get out of the 70's, eh?
Chuckmeister_EFC
Ha, ok that was funny jljyid! And no I don't count my "black" friends as "black", I was just saying that I am not a racist or unemployed as Paul said.
Vanilla Ice
to p.avfc well done son you,ve now reached mong strength a few more comments and you,ll be able to claim your black rubber helmet
leve mcfc
It's ok Chuck... he knows he was wrong. He was trying to be a d*ckhead because he thought we were abusing City... which we weren't. We were having a laugh with Willy!
Vanilla Ice
You see on this site you get political debate, social debate and a bit of football as well. Definitely a class site which attracts the creme de la creme of supporters from many sites. That is why I mainly keep to this site and rarely venture into rival Vital sites.......although I am sure I would be welcomed.
Wswilly3
There are too many comments here... Start a new article and we can continue :)
Vanilla Ice
vanilla ice fair play i got my self rightous head on with you there for a moment i apologise. but i dont think getting out of bed 3 times a week is classed as employment ;)
jljyid
Yeah, I'd never seen you before. Welcome to Vital Wswilly3 :'D
Chuckmeister_EFC
So in Willy's words; myself, Rob and Chuck are "the creme de la creme of supporters". Thanks mate!
Vanilla Ice
thats right willy i have never seen you on vital spurs NEVER
jljyid
P.Avfc - point taken - will not comment about you until you are back - Scouts honour.
Wswilly3
Mmmmmmm, toffee creme.
Chuckmeister_EFC
Chucky - the toffee creme is rising, you are only nine of the top - by the way isn't that the vicar at he front door.
Wswilly3
I know. Not bad for a Vital noob, eh?
Chuckmeister_EFC
I suppose it's not too bad :)
Vanilla Ice
Where did P.Avfc go to? - he was just getting warmed up.
Wswilly3
He couldn't handle the pressure of competing with Rob!
Vanilla Ice
lol this has to be the funniest thread i've read on Vitalfootball to date... hats of to you guys with the comments and Willy with the article. Don't take it seriously... it was just a joke :)
maka4chelsea
btw Thanks Wswilly my friend for my defence some 70 posts ago lol.... I really appreciate it :)
maka4chelsea
Willy, does that mean I take the title back???
Rob-EFC
Fingers crossed!
Vanilla Ice
hats off to all the toffees - knew you all had a jolly good sense of humour! P.S. Pity there aren't more rags on Vital, much as I dislike their club it can't be easy forr Famou being the only one to put forth their point of view. P.AVFC - You are class mate, don't go!
fifthcolumnblue
Some arrogance from willywan*er before city has done nothing of note. Pride goes before a fall guys. Success may come to you but it wont come as easily as you think.
Deltaforce
Thanks for all the input from everyone into the thread - as we all knew it was all a bit of a wind up to get some action going and hopefully we all had some fun. The real stuff starts in two weeks and then the gloves are really off - may the best team win and please may it be Manchester City.No don't start again !!!!!
Wswilly3
I am back fancied goin to get myself a new laptop, Willy have you finished your colouring book yet?
P.Avfc
P.Avfc, rumours are that willy couldn't finish his colouring book because he shoved most of the crayons up his nose and arse.
Deltaforce
.....before passing onto Deltaforce to use.
Wswilly3
Willy 1-0 Deltaforce
Vanilla Ice
Am sorry that you suffer from such hallucinations willy. From what we all saw on national television where your sad life is televised as a warning to kids, you inhaled those crayons right into your system. Garry Cook later accompanied you to the hospital by doing you in the ambulance.
Deltaforce
Can't wait for this comeback...
vanilla ice
Is it me or are 90% of scouse kids obese?, scousers are the reason my kids can no longer eat a packet of crisps in school for there lunch break because there 2 scousers in teh school and both way more than me and there only 10!
markmcfc
weigh*
markmcfc
I miss Willy... at least he was funny. Your just a retard!
vanilla ice
Deltaforce: Gary and I were very sorry to see your demise at the hospital. Whoever stuck that Dunces Cap on your head with superglue and the traffic cone to your abdomen with the words 'I am a big****' is clearly not one of life's gentlemen. Maybe you are a big mouth who finds it difficult to express yourself but what they did with the broomstick was a step too far, in our opinion. Do get better soon.
Wswilly3
mark is an idiot, he has just killed our fun with his poor jokes.
P.Avfc
Ye I know... what a kill joy!
Vanilla Ice
What a weak come back dick. Too bad you couldn't 'stand up' to the occasion.
Deltaforce
 

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2. Skoorb 174
3. Buzz Lightyear 169
4. PhillyBlueMoon 129
5. fifthcolumnblue 127
6. Bluedub 123
7. kennyclementstache 121
8. rojo2010 111
9. Spooks 108
10. citizhun 106

League Results (view all)

Latest Results
Man City 3 - 1 WBA
Man City 2 - 2 Sunderland
Liverpool 3 - 2 Man City
Man City 4 - 1 Southampton
Arsenal 1 - 1 Man City
Man Utd 0 - 3 Man City

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
1. Liverpool 35 25 5 5 +52 80
2. Chelsea 35 23 6 6 +41 75
3. Man City 34 23 5 6 +56 74
4. Arsenal 35 21 7 7 +21 70
5. Everton 35 20 9 6 +23 69
6. Spurs 35 19 6 10 +2 63
7. Man Utd 34 17 6 11 +16 57

Breaking League News

Will Swansea City Take Risk And Appoint Monk?
Swansea : 23/04/2014 21:48:00
Have Your Say In The Vital Swansea Message Forum
Swansea : 23/04/2014 21:35:00
Liverpool: Reds To Spend Big In Summer
Liverpool : 23/04/2014 19:40:00
FA To Get Their Pound of Flesh
Chelsea : 23/04/2014 19:07:00
Chelsea : 23/04/2014 16:40:00
Boss Urges Fans To Fill the Stadium of Light
Sunderland : 23/04/2014 15:27:00
Borini Picks Up Young Player Gong
Sunderland : 23/04/2014 15:02:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

Yaya Injured - Who Should Partner Fernandinho In Midfield?
Suggested By:  Gerry Gow
Javi Garcia 31%
Jimmy Milner 69%