Writer: Tudor 
Date:Sunday October 10 2010
Time: 5:19PM
Manchester City and England's number one shot stopper Joe Hart has been captured on video dancing with two blondes on top of a bar at 3am. The lucky bugger.
The News of the World broke the story earlier today about the 23-year-old's shenanigans but do you care?
An eye-witness from the Lineker's bar said...
"Hart and his mates had been drinking for hours. They were on tequila and he was swigging a Malibu bottle. When he climbed on to the bar to sing he had to steady himself."
"He even downed a drink in one while up there. He was shouting out the words to Amy Winehouse's Valerie and seemed really keen on the blonde next to him. He had his arm around her."
The News of the World article can be found here.
Surely a good blow-out didn't do anyone any harm.
Has Joe Hart broken any rules even though his next match is 48-hours away? Tell us what you think by adding your thoughts in the comments section directly below this article.
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