Writer: Johnny Baguette 
Date:Tuesday February 8 2011
Time: 10:55AM
Derby Build Up: City and England Number One Joe Hart has responded to the news that instantly forgettable former rag David May is to hold an anti-City party in town...
May, backed by a pisspoor 68 league starts for United across the 8 years he was on their books following a £1.5 million transfer from Blackburn in 1994 (how much would that be worth now?) will inexplicably host a 'Man City 35 years without success' party in Manchester on Friday night.
Inexplicable in the fact that the Oldham born ex-footballer hardly falls into the Footballing success bracket himself.
Lest we forget, the international cap-less May infamously made the bench for the 1999 Champions League final. He didn't play one minute but pathetically led the on pitch celebrations before his subsequent loan to Hudderfield Town.
Joe Hart:
'I assume they are doing it because there won't be many more of them.'
Harty will represent England in the midweek friendly against Denmark.
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