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A Message To You (Wayne) Rooney

A Message To You (Wayne) Rooney

Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney simply can't keep himself out of the news. For instance its alleged he's slept with hookers and more recently, avoided a red card after clipping James McCarthy's ear.

Then there's the alleged spitting incident, assault against a student...the list goes on.



In the traditional Beer Friday spoof Vital Manchester City brings you...

A Message To You (Wayne) Rooney

Way back when 2-Tone, Mods and dare I say it, the price of petrol, beer and fags were cheap a group called The Specials released the following. The lyrics are almost the same but doctored in one or two places - in essence the message remains...



Stop your messin' around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creatin' problems in town
Rooney a message to you
Rooney a message to you
Stop your foolin' around
Time you straightened right out
Better think of your future
Or else you'll wind up in jail



Rooney a message to you
Rooney a message to you
Stop your messin' around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creatin' problems in town
Rooney a message to you
Rooney a message to you
Stop your messin' around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creatin' problems in town
Rooney a message to you
Rooney a message to you
Rooney a message to you
Rooney a message to you
Rooney a message to you
Rooney a message to you
Rooney a message to you
Rooney a message to you
Rooney a message to you
Rooney.

We love ya Wayne...honest!!



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Writer:Tudor
Date:Friday March 4 2011
Time: 8:27PM

Comments

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Stand back and wait for the trolls! P.S. Don't give a flying if Wooney ever gets his form back - he's costing the rags an absolute bomb, yet is a virtual passenger. And they thing they'll be able to sell him on at a profit? PMSL!
fifthcolumnblue
04/03/2011 20:43:00
0
I had to chuckle when the idea of this article came into my head (tee-hee).
Tudor
04/03/2011 20:44:00
0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdDhYbSAzgM
TheFamousNo7
04/03/2011 22:13:00
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDbIr3DILNc
LampardsRightFoot
05/03/2011 00:19:00
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As a father Rooney is soiled goods. When his son looks him up in future he will just see a man who slept with prostitutes (again) whilst his wife was pregnant with him. No wonder he only does the business in fits and starts, must be on his mind all the time, or maybe i'm overestimating him as a dad. What a hero to have.
RobsonGreensleeves
05/03/2011 00:54:00
0
FCB, didn't catch a troll, we got a moron instead.
Buzz Lightyear
05/03/2011 05:35:00
0
The shin of fraud, eh Famous?
fifthcolumnblue
05/03/2011 06:10:00
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