Writer: danielqpr 
Date:Monday May 30 2011
Time: 12:46PM
Vital Manchester City would like to congratulate Manchester United on winning the Premier League. We would also like to show our readers the very latest pictures from the clubs Stretford victory parade.


Where is everyone I hear you ask?
Here's a clue.
As there is only an estimated 1% of United fans living within a 100 mile radius of Old Trafford I'll let you guess where everyone was. Another clue is the world map embedded at the top of this article. I bet, given 24 hours after publishing this article there are more visitors from London and the Far East than Manchester.
Oh and before United fans complain please get a sense of humour.
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| 3. Chelsea | 38 | 22 | 9 | 7 | +36 | 75 |
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| 5. Spurs | 38 | 21 | 9 | 8 | +20 | 72 |
| 6. Everton | 38 | 16 | 15 | 7 | +15 | 63 |
| 7. Liverpool | 38 | 16 | 13 | 9 | +28 | 61 |
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