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Rescue Me

A lot has been said and written about Carlos Tevez and whether he refused to warm up or play when Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini spoke to him in Munich last month.

I don't intend going over old ground except to say...

If you're sat on the bench and the manager says something and you can't understand what he says then it's highly likely it's going to be one of two things.

1) Warm up
Or
2) Get ready, I'm about to put you on.

It's highly unlikely he would want your opinion on the latest price of cheese in Cambodia or that he thinks your recent haircut was awesome.

Get real Carlos.

Rescue Me

I wonder if someone should consider singing the Argentinean the following:

Rescue me, take me in your arms
Rescue me. I want your tender charms
'Cause I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and rescue me

[Chorus:]

Come on baby, and rescue me
Come on baby, and rescue me
'Cause I need you by my side
Can't you see that I'm lonely

Rescue me, come on and take my heart
Take your love and conquer every part
'Cause I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and rescue me

[Chorus]

Come on baby, take me baby
Hold me baby, love me baby
Can't you see that I need you baby
Can't you see that I'm lonely
Rescues me
Come on and take my hand

Come on baby and be my man
'Cause I love you
'Cause I want you
Can't you see that I'm lonely
Take me baby
Love me baby
Need me baby
Can't you see that I'm lonely

Feeling lonely Carlos?



Go forth and multiply dear sir, you're not wanted in these parts.



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Writer:danielqpr
Date:Thursday October 27 2011
Time: 3:54PM

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