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Fallen Star Immortalised In Legendary Viz Comic

Viz, the almost monthly monitor of the Great British society has in it's festive issue added an Argentinian golf sensation to it's Profanisaurus hall of fame...

Roger's Profanisaurus, regularly updated with worldwide comedy input has been published during it's phenomenal expansion as The Profanisaurus Rex, The Magna Farta and currently Das Krapital. It is a stunning compendium of profanity and a formidable reference work.

This week it was confirmed that the trophy winning golfer, no matter where his career takes him next month will be forever remembered in toilets the length and breadth of the planet:


tevez n. A rich turd that refuses to come off the bench. Origin unknown.


Roger's Profanisaurus


UPCOMING FIXTURES:
all times East Manchester

Sa 03 Dec 15:00 Norwich, The Etihad, PL
We 07 Dec 19:45 Bayern, The Etihad, CL
Mo 12 Dec 20:00 Chelsea, Stamford Bridge, PL
Su 18 Dec 16:10 Arsenal, The Etihad, PL
We 21 Dec 19:45 Stoke, The Etihad, PL
Mo 26 Dec 15:00 West Brom, The Hawthorns, PL



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Writer: Johnny Baguette VMC Newsdesk Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday December 1 2011

Time: 7:56AM

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i bloody love that book
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I'm sure we can get a "Bridge" in there too. I'm working on it!
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