Manchester City News 24/7Writer: Johnny Baguette VMC Newsdesk 
Date:Thursday December 1 2011
Time: 7:56AM
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Fallen Star Immortalised In Legendary Viz Comic
Viz, the almost monthly monitor of the Great British society has in it's festive issue added an Argentinian golf sensation to it's Profanisaurus hall of fame...
Roger's Profanisaurus, regularly updated with worldwide comedy input has been published during it's phenomenal expansion as The Profanisaurus Rex, The Magna Farta and currently Das Krapital. It is a stunning compendium of profanity and a formidable reference work.
This week it was confirmed that the trophy winning golfer, no matter where his career takes him next month will be forever remembered in toilets the length and breadth of the planet:
tevez n. A rich turd that refuses to come off the bench. Origin unknown.
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We 21 Dec 19:45 Stoke, The Etihad, PL
Mo 26 Dec 15:00 West Brom, The Hawthorns, PL
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