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Hatstand Napoli Chief Goes Into Full Nutcase Mode

Hatstand Napoli Chief Goes Into Full Nutcase Mode

Outspoken Napoli President Aurelio de Laurentiis is at it again. This time he's after suggesting there could be a Manchester City Champions League ready up on the cards...

He couldn't make it up? The nutjob Italian movie mogul already gave our beloved club a proper verbal going over after his side's 2-1 win last month whereby he was still banging on to everyone in earshot about City into the early hours at his dump of a stadium.

But now, with Napoli in pole position to join Bayern Munich in the next phase of the esteemed competition barring a City win over Bayern United and winless Villareal beating his own players, 'Ariel' has gone to the hacks hinting at imminent Anglo-Spanish foul play. After going mental over Napoli's 3-3 draw with Juventus, he darkly claimed:

'I can feel strange things going on surrounding the Villarreal game. Princes and Sheiks are becoming agitated....To think about it would be evil but sometimes you can guess what is happening.'

Spooky stuff. For more Hatstand Ariel buffoonery, fill your Pretty Green desert boots below...

Hatstand Napoli Chief Joins Anti-City Bandwaggon
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Writer:Johnny Baguette VMC Newsdesk
Date:Thursday December 1 2011
Time: 10:59AM

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Strange things going on? Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! What a fecking crackpot.
Bluedub
01/12/2011 11:27:00
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What we going to do, bribe the Villareal players to WIN the match? The guy is a full blanket, sandwiches, plates and crispsz short of the full picnic. Hope UEFA call him up on these utterly stupid and baseless comments, but I won't hold my breath.
fifthcolumnblue
01/12/2011 12:15:00
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Now if Khaldoon Al Mubarak had said that in a roles reversed situation.....
Johnny Baguette
01/12/2011 12:46:00
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Hold on a second, is an Italian man complaining about the possibility of corruption in football? Would he be the pot or the kettle in this situation? And like fifth said, are we paying the Villarreal players to win the game? Because I'm pretty sure the fans and the sponsors are already doing that.
PhillyBlueMoon
01/12/2011 12:55:00
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