UK time is: 19:10:51
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

Merry Christmas From Vital Manchester City

The admin team and forum moderators at Vital Manchester City wish everyone a very Merry Christmas.

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

When Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The journalist

Writer: danielqpr Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday December 24 2011

Time: 8:09AM

 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Manchester City Articles

Ten Minutes With Liverpool (Friday August 22 2014)

Dzeko Pens Four Year Contract (Wednesday August 20 2014)

Cole Joins Barnsley On Loan (Tuesday August 19 2014)

City Subsidise Arsenal Rip Off (Monday August 18 2014)

Dzeko Next For New Deal (Monday August 18 2014)

Humble & Hungry For Pellegrini (Sunday August 17 2014)

Archived Manchester City Articles

List All VMC Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll

Vital Members League (view all)

1. Johnny Baguette 298
2. Bluedub 260
3. Buzz Lightyear 239
4. fifthcolumnblue 142
5. rojo2010 139
6. citizhun 134
7. OziMan 87
8. Skoorb 65
9. kennyclementstache 62
10. CITYBOY1000 58

League Results (view all)

Latest Results
Newcastle 0 - 2 Man City

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
1. Chelsea 2 2 0 0 4 6
2. Swansea 2 2 0 0 2 6
3. Aston Villa 2 1 1 0 1 4
4. Man City 1 1 0 0 2 3
5. West Ham 2 1 0 1 1 3
6. Arsenal 1 1 0 0 1 3
7. Liverpool 1 1 0 0 1 3

Breaking League News

West Ham : 23/08/2014 18:33:00
Chelsea : 23/08/2014 18:14:00
WBA : 23/08/2014 17:08:00
Southampton : 23/08/2014 17:02:00
Everton make 2 changes to face Arsenal
Everton : 23/08/2014 17:00:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

City's Most Important Summer Signing?
Suggested By:  Michel Twatini
Fernando 20%
Willy Caballero 6%
Eliaquim Mangala 56%
Frank Lampard 10%
Bruno Zuculini 4%
Bacary Sagna 4%