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Judge Owes His Living To Barton!!

Judge Owes His Living To Barton!!

'Joey The Deluded' is really showing that there is little going on inside his head.

He certainly has shown he is not the brighest bulb in the box. If found guilty of beating up a team mate, no doubt the judge, lawyers and pending prison officers will all be referred to by Barton, as people who are 'in work due to my actions..'

I supppose the over rated one has a point.
When all said and done, judges and the like do depend on thugs, and plonkers committing crimes.

Mr Barton is by far from being a good natured citizen. In fact, he actually is now a Barcode employee, so maybe he has a point!!

It is a shame City fans do not appreciate what he has done for us. Maybe we should drop him a line thanking him. He could put that letter alongside the one from the Everton fan he beat up. Along side the one from the City academy player he nearly blinded with a cigar. Alongide the one from the taxi driver who dropped charges. I wonder why he did that? Alongside the one from Dabo whom he alledgedly beat up.

But hey, this super guy and excellent footballer saved our club from relegation. Without Joey we would not be where we are.
Funny how deluded people think.

In my view, Barton has been ruined rotten as a professional footballer at Man City for the last ten years. Without City Joey at best would have had a boring factory job in scouse land. City without Joey? Well we would not have had all the embarrassing moments he brought to the club and quite a few obvious people would have been better off for his absence.

But yes we did get almost £6 million for him, so lets call it quits.

I feel for the Barcodes. It won't be long before the best footballer in the world is causing mayem up north.

We are well rid.



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Writer:Steve Shepley
Date:Friday October 5 2007
Time: 6:49PM

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Comments

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What price him NEVER getting another England cap?
Johnny Baguette
05/10/2007 18:52:00
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What price him NEVER getting a game for the Barcodes ??
alphieblues
05/10/2007 21:41:00
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do they wear barcodes or arrows inside, he might get a game there.
Buzz Lightyear
06/10/2007 21:03:00
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Just remembered, Joey was responsible for us beating Spurs in the cup, he got sent off when we were 3 zip down. Thanks Joey.
Buzz Lightyear
06/10/2007 21:05:00
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