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Tudor..."That’s goal bound-wards!" - Big Ron
Tudor“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air even longer“- David Achfield
Tudor“The Arsenal defence is skating close to the wind” - Jackie Charlton
Tudor“I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.” - Big Ron
Tudor“Certain people are for me and certain people are pro me.” - Terry Venables
Tudor“Peter Reid is hobbling and I've got a feeling that will slow him down.”- John Motson
Tudor“The Shot from Laws was precise, but wide.” - Alan Parry
Tudor"The lad (Alfons Groenendyk!) can shell peas with his left foot.” - Peter Reid
Tudor…“think we needed a midfielder at the time, not a green-grocer with a party trick!” - Peter Reid
Tudor“The game is balanced in Arsenals favour.” - John Motson
Tudor“Its going to take a shoehorn to prise these clubs apart.” - Alan Parry
Tudor“Tottenham are trying to be the first London team to win this cup, The last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs team.” - Mike Ingham
Tudor“I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradonna.” - Kevin Keegan
Tudor“I am not a believer in luck .... but I do believe you need it.” - Alan Ball
Tudor“Queens Park against Forfar - you can't get more romantic than that.” - Archie McPherson
Tudor“Both the Villa scorers Withe and Mortimer were born in Liverpool as was the Villa manager Ron Saunders, who was born in Birkenhead.” - David Coleman
Tudor“Believe it or not Goals can change a game.” - Mike Channon
Tudor“Newport 0 Wrexham 1. ... Well done the Welsh there!” - Sport on 2
Tudor“It was a very good match which could have gone either way and very nearly did.” -Jim Sherwin
Tudor“It's Great Britain in the all white strip with the red and blue V. The dark shorts and the dark stockings.” - Ray French
Tudor“Everything in our favour was against us.” - Danny Blanchflower
Tudor“Ian Rush deadly ten times out of ten, but this wasn't one of them.” - Peter Jones
Tudor“I think you and the referee were in a minority on one Billy.” - Jimmy Armfield
Tudor“We actually got the winner up there with three minutes to go, but then they equalised.” - Ian McNail
TudorEast Fife 4 Forfar 5...or was that.... East Fife 5 Forfar 4 (don’t know if anyone said it...but they should have) - Lincolnblue
TudorBrian Horton being interviewed on Match of the Day. Brian Horton to the interviewer. "Do you know what I don’t understand?” Interviewer - "No" Brian Horton "Chinese writing" and then he just walked off leaving the MOTD guy speechless. - Kippaxking
TudorLadies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
TudorThe peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
TudorDon't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
TudorFor those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
TudorWeight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
TudorWork is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. When everything gets in your way you're in the wrong lane.
TudorBorn free, taxed to death.
TudorEveryone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
TudorSmile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
TudorIf you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your trousers.
TudorIt's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
TudorIn a country of free speech, why do we have phone bills?
Tudor"I compare the love of Manchester City to the love of a good woman!" - Kolo Toure
Tudor"It shows that by playing matches rather than sitting on the bench week in, week out you have a better chance of playing."- Kevinho
Tudor" I owe an awful lot to my parents, especially my Mum and Dad " - Greg Norman
TudorThis is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator
TudorAndrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him. - New Zealand Rugby Commentator
TudorAnd this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing! - Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator
TudorAh, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew. - Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977
TudorOne of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said?? - US PGA Commentator
TudorCarenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
TudorA female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
TudorBallesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday. - Steve Ryder covering the US Masters
TudorClair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.’
TudorMike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
TudorMichael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'
TudorKen Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.
Tudor"A friend is someone who will help you move. A good friend is someone who will help you move a body." - Alexi Sayle
Tudor"The girls are all very tired; they have had six big events between their legs already!" - (Sally Gunnell)
Tudor"Sometimes in football you have to score goals!" - (Thierry Henry)
Tudor"The Germans only have one player under 22 and he's 23!" - (Kevin Keegan)
Tudor"Steven Gerrard looks as though he's been playing for England all his international career!" - (Trevor Brooking)
Tudor"Michael Johnson is the greatest athlete since sliced bread!" - (Cyril Regis)
Tudor"This ground is surprising - it holds about 60,000 but when there are around 30,000 in you get the feeling that it's half empty!" - (Ravi Shastri)
Tudor"He could have done a lot better there - but, full marks to the lad!" - (Ron Atkinson)
Tudor"You only get one opportunity of an England debut!" - (Alan Shearer)
Tudor"There's going to be 4 or 5 teams battling for the top 6 spots!" - (Chris Waddle)
Tudor"It's a tough month for Liverpool over the next 5 or 6 weeks!" - (Alan Green)
Tudor"I have to sit down with him and see where we stand!" - (Arsene Wenger)
Tudor"Scotland don't have to score tonight but they do have to win!" - (Billy McNeill)
Tudor"Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads but his height more than makes up for that!" - (Mark Lawrenson)
Tudor"But he was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was 19 years of age his first two yards were in his head!" - (Glenn Hoddle)
Tudor"Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it!" - (Alvin Martin)
Tudor"Two questions - why were England so poor? And, if they were poor, why?” - (Ian Payne)
Tudor"Sometimes in football you have to score goals." - Thierry Henry
Tudor"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." - Johnny Giles
Tudor"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." - Alan Shearer
Tudor"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed." - Mitchell Thomas
Tudor"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European." - Phil Neville
Tudor"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." - David Beckham
Tudor"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." - Barry Venison
Tudor"Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today." - Steve Lomas
Tudor"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." - Ian Rush
Tudor"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right." - Lee Hendrie
Tudor"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce
Tudor" Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough." - Jonathan Woodgate
Tudor"I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier." - Ugo Ehiogu
Tudor"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match." - Ian Wright
Tudor"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham . My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing." - Ade Akinbiyi
Tudor"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester " - Stan Collymore
Tudor"You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out." - Peter Shilton
Tudor"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona " - Mark Draper
Tudor"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well." - Alan Shearer
Tudor"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable." - Paul Gascoigne
Tudor"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." - Neville Southall
Tudor"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had." - David Beckham
Tudor"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." - Mark Viduka
Tudor“My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. " - David Beckham
Tudor"The new West Stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day." - CHRIS JONES, Evening Standard
Tudor"What will you do when you leave football, Jack? Will you stay in football?" - STUART HALL, Radio 5 Live
Tudor"Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot." - RAY WILKINS, speaking on BBC1
Tudor"I've got a gut feeling in my stomach..." - ALAN SUGAR, speaking on BBC1
Tudor"I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." - RON AKTINSON in a TV interview
Tudor"Johnson has revelled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke..." - Carling FA Premiership Web Page
Tudor"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal." - DAVE BASSETT, speaking on Sky Sports
Tudor"Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals." - PETER WITHE, speaking on Radio 5 Live
Tudor"You don't score 64 goals in 86 games at the highest level without being able to score goals." - ALAN GREEN, speaking on Radio 5 Live
Tudor"What's it like being in Bethlehem, the place where Christmas began? I suppose it's like seeing Ian Wright at Arsenal...." - SIMON FANSHAWE, speaking on Talk Radio
Tudor"And we all know that in football if you stand still you go backwards..." - PETER REID, Tyne Tees Sport Special
Tudor"I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs..." - ANDY GRAY, Sky Sports
Tudor"The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost's eyes." - STEVE COPPELL, Radio 5 Live
Tudor"They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of them." - BRIAN MOORE, ITV
Tudor"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen." - TERRY VENABLES, Capital Gold
Tudor"The lads really ran their socks into the ground." - ALEX FERGUSON
Tudor"He [Brian Laudrup] wasn't just facing one defender-he was facing one at the front and one at the back as well." - TREVOR STEVEN, STV
Tudor"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday." - Radio 5 Live
Tudor"...but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals." - TONY GUBBA, BBC Match of the Day
Tudor"...an excellent player, but he [Ian Wright] does have a black side." - GARY LINEKER, BBC
Tudor"We say 'educated left foot'... of course, there are many players with educated right foots." - RON JONES, Radio 5 Live
Tudor"That's twice now he [Terry Phelan] has got between himself and the goal." - BRIAN MARWOOD, Radio 5 Live
Tudor"Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him..." - KEVIN KEEGAN
Tudor"Football today, it's like a game of chess. It's all about money." - NEWCASTLE UNITED FAN, Radio 5 Live
TudorGary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice." - KEVIN KEEGAN, Radio 5 Live
Tudor"We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps." - BRUCE RIOCH, ITV
Tudor"And I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than any other time since the first half of this season, when they weren't ever in it anyway." - JOHN MOTSON, BBC
Tudor"... and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string..." - IAN DARKE, Radio 5
Tudor"I never make predictions and I never will." - PAUL GASCOIGNE
Tudor"And there's Ray Clemence looking as cool as ever out in the cold." - JIMMY HILL
Tudor"....and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up." - BRIAN MOORE
Tudor"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again." - TERRY VENABLES
Tudor"I'm not a believer in luck..... but I do believe you need it." - ALAN BALL
Tudor"The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee." - MIKE INGHAM
Tudor"I think that was a moment of cool panic there." - RON ATKINSON
Tudor"Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs." - RON ATKINSON
Tudor"Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve." - JOHN GREIG
Tudor"I spent four indifferent years at Goodison Park, but they were great years." - MARTIN HODGE
Tudor"Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet." - JAMES SANDERSON
Tudor"They have missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame." - RON GREENWOOD
TudorIf you think no-one will miss you when you are gone...try missing a couple of mortgage payments - Buzz