Writer: danielqpr 
Date:Tuesday December 13 2011
Time: 8:00AM
Barclays Premier League
Stamford Bridge
12/12/11
Attendance: 41,730
Referee: Mark Clattenburg
Chelsea |
2 - 1 |
Manchester City |
Meireles (34), Lampard (pen 83) |
Balotelli (2) |
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Venue: Stamford Bridge |
Attendance: 41,730 |
The Teams | ||||||||
Petr Cech |
Joe Hart |
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Jose Bosingwa |
Pablo Zabaleta |
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Branislav Ivanovic |
Joleon Lescott |
(85) |
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John Terry |
Vincent Kompany |
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Ashley Cole |
Gael Clichy |
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Ramires |
James Milner |
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Oriol Romeu |
Yaya Toure |
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Raul Meireles |
(73) |
Gareth Barry |
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Daniel Sturridge |
(88) |
David Silva |
(75) |
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Didier Drogba |
Sergio Aguero |
(64) |
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Juan Mata |
(84) |
Mario Balotelli |
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Substitutes | ||||||||
Ross Turnbull |
Costel Pantilimon |
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Frank Lampard |
(73) |
Edin Dzeko |
(85) |
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Fernando Torres |
Adam Johnson |
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Mikel |
(88) |
Stefan Savic |
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Florent Malouda |
(84) |
Samir Nasri |
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Paulo Ferreira |
Kolo Toure |
(64) |
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Salomon Kalou |
Nigel De Jong |
(75) |
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Game Statistics | ||||||||
13 |
Goal Attempts |
7 |
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7 |
On Target |
4 |
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5 |
Corners |
1 |
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11 |
Fouls |
18 |
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4 |
Yellow Cards |
2 |
||||||
0 |
Red Cards |
1 |
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58 |
% |
42 |
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Comments... | ||||||||
| Johnny On The Spot Finally Planet Hack and a legion of anti-City brigaders realise some success on English soil as the 10 man Citizens were left to rue their early profligacy amid a dream start and a classic homer performance from Mark Clattenburg in this narrow defeat at Chelsea. You won't find many Blues complaining about Gael Clichy's stupid second yellow card or the handball that England's Joleon Lescott could do nothing about, but boy can we point to relentless cynical fouls from Chelsea, most noteably by new age traveller Raul Meireles and a stonewall penalty that would have sealed what was a pisspoor Chelsea showing. In contrast, Chelsea to a turf plummeting man seem unable to cope with any body contact. They truly were staring down the barrel of a tonking in the first half hour. It's hard to criticise a City frontline with a stunning 49 goals in the bank from 15 games or a defence that has only conceded 15 goals, but I'm going to. Chelsea, hopelessly all at sea could not cope with a maze of City triangles but the Manchester men simply did not make them pay. That said, had the penalty been given, you sensed it would have been game over and a Chelsea faithful shrieking abuse at every City player in earshot knew it. The goal City gifted Chelsea was as soft as they come. The Citizens had 8 back to Chelsea's cautious 4 yet somehow a goalscoring opportunity was allowed in. Sadly, the cross in came from a classless Daniel Sturridge who has clearly forgotten the career saving support he received at City following repeated hip surgery. In conclusion, we thought it a measure of how far we had come two seasons ago when the rags scraped past us in a League Cup Semi-Final. To see Chelsea's fans celebrating this fortuitous win as if they had indeed won a trophy is indicative of City's standing within the English game now. Arsenal, you are next. | ||||||||
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